Dat!

DAT.

Dat no be That.

Dat

no fight with am, as for been fair, i black like blacky(so notin do me)unlike photodada

nkc:

i black like blacky(so notin do me)unlike photodada

Thank God O! So we fit organise de washing ceremony without:
- you needing to refresh ya life insurance policy
- me looking over my shoulders; I never ready to lay my life for my friend

so u no wan lay your life , anyway i go come

Ukpekeson:

Today is 23rd, so how far Fotodaddy?

Something whisper into my ears say dis "thing" don land O!
Dem say na talk of "Camera"daddy, im area.
But I dey wait make dem splash the picture for all of us to see, live! for Naija with Naija poto-poto for de tyres. As dem dey talk - seeing na believing

if we no see poro poro or poto poto then d car no dey naija lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EI:

Something whisper into my ears say this "thing" don land O!
Dem say na talk of "Camera"daddy, im area.
But I dey wait make them splash the picture for all of us to see, live! for Naija with Naija poto-poto for de tyres. As them dey talk - seeing na believing

fotodaddy:I am more anxious than most to receive the news that you have actually received your SUV. Once the car landed in Lagos, I no longer had control of events because fotodaddy used his own agent to custom clear the car. If this car is not out in another 3 days, please get all your papper work from the agent, and I'll custom clear it myself. As our peole for East dey talk am: "A zaa ma e kpoghi ekpo, ya na a zaghi aza aburu ofu". abeg nkc, interprete for the linguistically challenged among us.

EI, how na?  I'm awake at 4:30 in the morning because of you - Your "introverted" car is going to the port in about 1 hour, or as soon as I finish my Kenyan coffee. The MDX has been loaded on the trailer(carrier) along with other June/July delivery orders. I call your ride "introverted" because it is too silent - geezz!!  I will call you soon.

nkc: I will have good news on your car soon. Please take it to our mechanic/body shop as soon as it gets to Abuja, if you find any scratch on it, and everything will be restored for free.  Since I wrapped that baby up like a mummy, our shop may not see you. 

HONESTY IS OUR POLICY. WE'D RATHER BREAK EVEN AND HAVE A HAPPY CUSTOMER THAN MAKE A BUCK BUT HAVE AN UNSATISFIED CLIENT!!

translating word for word means ( if we sweep without packing the rubbish, then we have not swept at all) translating to

JENJUs REAL INTENTIONS ( in business if u give half best, then u have not given anything at all. )

now back to nkc

EI in d bible dey said love yur neighbour as yursef, pls i have told jenju on your behalf that u requested for d car to be given to me to own for a year of proper test driving and measuring d decibels, that maynot be measurable afta which d car will be brot to you,thanks for approving in d spirit.


now to back to jenju


u wrapped it like a mummy ,if that car has a single scratch , u will refund me, my whole and entire money.



HOPE I HAVE DONE JUSTICE, fotofotofotofoto were r u were r u were r u

by night time all the hater's will keep hating and all the lover's will keep loving,

Up jenju period, my spiritual flight ticket was worth it. Lol

nkc:

EI in d bible dey said love yur neighbour as yursef, please i have told jenju on your behalf that u requested for d car to be given to me to own for a year of proper test driving and measuring d decibels, that maynot be measurable after which d car will be brot to you,thanks for approving in d spirit.

HOPE I HAVE DONE JUSTICE, fotofotofotofoto were r u were r u were r u

@nkc,

Ehn, I know wetin Bible talk. E also say make we no defraud our neighbors

For the issue of measuring de dB rating of dat MDX, who else but certified elect/elect like me?
I hope say you know say dis kin testing no be computer debugging O!

As for XX, wetin you call am again, fotofotofotofoto aka fotodaddy or cameradaddy, de guy dey pursue coins and never settle display de pictures.
For de guy to achieve/sustain im "TOO MUCH MONEY" policy, im get to knack road all de time

no mind 2 much money, corresponding with him, man tell me say e don reach where dey dey dig d money sef

u know say i be civilian engr. by d time, i measure d cantilver retaining wall(oya jenju finish am)

I AM STILL WAITING FOR THE D DAY

from speeches above u should have guessed d D day

UPDATE
Hi all concerned.

Car came in yesterday night about 9pm. It was delivered to my friends house, from where I took it later in the evening. The pictures below are from my phone in his house.

I was out of Lagos at 645am this morning and only got back in the evening with enough time to just fill the tank (I think it takes 80 litres when its completely empty) and take a 2km drive around my area.

My conclusion; I am completely satisfied.

I will send more pictures tomorrow in the office.

where dem dey
who dem be

by d way dis is not lagos ITS USA

Attention fotodaddy: Can see you online, congratulations are in order.

Attention Jenju: I need a Rav 4 (2001 -2003) model for my wife ASAP, please mail me on prices, as in availability/delivery dates.

Drive safe and keep well

Thanks Lusky!!! A true well wisher

as a well wisher and after scrutinizing this pictures, so that people understand , d camera quality is way too bad, but it did not stop d car chrome from showing using that fotodaddy did not tuck in, d guy mad when in see d car oh, notin dey happen, my own time na kolomental go happen

Congrats on you new ride godfather fotofather. As per godfather levels, oya tell Jenju to send in another one. U know say godfather rise in convoys

Fotodaddy,

CONGRATS!! I am happy for you my brother! Abeg, make you email me Isi Ewu to wash this moto Finally, all the nay sayers have been proved wrong.

Jenju - more vaseline to your elbow. You have done it again!

nna , make una clap for jenju, but you neva tell me how come you can blow ibo language
, is ur wifey ibo. we get gist o shey u know,

fotodaddy:

UPDATE
Hi all concerned.

Car came in yesterday night about 9pm. It was delivered to my friends house, from where I took it later in the evening. The pictures below are from my phone in his house.

I was out of Lagos at 645am this morning and only got back in the evening with enough time to just fill the tank (I think it takes 80 litres when its completely empty) and take a 2km drive around my area.

My conclusion; I am completely satisfied.

I will send more pictures tomorrow in the office.

fotodaddy:

It has been a great pleasure to be of service to you. You trusted me and I had no choice but to provide you with the best possible service I could muster. You, my friend, are a model customer. I look forward to repeating this process very soon and I firmly believe that you will buy a brand new (tear leather) SUV in the near future. I have since known you to be a person that thinks outside the box and truly believe that you will not subscribe to the notion of driving your beautiful SUV for 3,4 years before buying your new one.

I encourage you to set a goal of selling this ride within 12 months and purchase a brand new one so that you and I will smile all the way to the bank , and DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.

stonedlive:

nna , make una clap for jenju, but you never tell me how come you can blow ibo language
, is your wifey ibo. we get gist o shey u know,

me I be true wazobia. I have deep roots in the north (born and raised there), a mother from the west, and some of my most trusted business partners are Igbo, not to talk of concubines friends and lovers.  

_{I hope say my wife no dey come this site, lol}

jenju:

me I be true wazobia. I have deep roots in the north (born and raised there), a mother from the west, and some of my most trusted business partners are Igbo, not to talk of concubines friends and lovers.

_{I hope say my wife no dey come this site, lol}

I PRAY SHE DOES NOT , MAN IN DARK SHADES.LOL

UPDATE:

A picture is worth a million words::

Here's over 3million words!!!

yes oh, 3milion words,

dead ac unit

hope say na mobil 1 that man dey put there, i tot jenju serviced it for u, so why d waste of funds if so, or i forgot TOO MUCH MONEY

It looks like I will only be talking in millions of word!!!

stop scratching that paint yu million man

fotodaddy:

UPDATE:

A picture is worth a million words::

Here's over 3million words!!!

One of the attached pictures get the title, potopoto. I no see am for the wheels
But de mechanic, im jersey and where de wheels dey stand na proper Naija - so na pass mark

Congrats once again

Jesus Christ,

So This machine has finally arrived ?

I dedicate this "machine" in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen, I cover this car with the blood of Jesus, The body, the tyres, the engine, the stearing and the entire car, I soak it in the blood of JESUS. Whosoever say you should not drive this car, Holy Ghost FIREEEE!!!!, Any evil eye that want to look at the car, Holy Ghost FIREEEEE!!!!. This is the last 2nd hand car you will ever drive. Befor this year runs out, I declare, the Lord who gave you this car, will supprise you with another car superior to this, and infact you will be the one to TEAR OUT THE RUBBER, Go ahead and enjoy this blessing from God, He is your sherperd and you cant be in "want". God bless you real good photodaddy. I am really happy for you.

PLS don't ask why I did this, The Holy spirit directed me to do it. Thanks