tommyex:

at least this thread aint boring.

How una dey?

hiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!! merry Christmas o i mean Happy New Year. . no no, Thanksgiving jare

somze:

Last words? Er. . . can we go on a date?
but talk through who take the other half of my cocaine?

modified - whoops! I meant true . . .

sharrap!! the person that took the other half is not important to this case, you have confessed. and your last words will not be granted o. . .

aight SOMZE
I go try,but u know i cant match una humour.But are u tryin 2 date my sweetie?

TOYIN
from ur last post,I ll agree that u took the other Igbo portion oo,when did that 1 start??

Tommy
Of course not,
I just want to use and dump
hope you feel beta now

morenike09:

sharrap!! the person that took the other half is not important to this case, you have confessed. and your last words will not be granted o. . .

What?

This is travesty of justice!
I needed the other half

And everyone gets their last wish, why not me
This is unfair

USE n DUMP??
Was she meant to see that??
well. . . .you jus burnt ur cables urself.
make i chill with una for 30mins,before i cut

Oh man, that's true o
Lets just pray she does not see it
30 mins correct

Toyin
Did you see that?

She will see it oo,but she knows i jus came to stay with her 4 a lil.

Toyin wer u sef go oo?

Naaaa
She wont see it,
I hear she lost her glasses

Earth calling Toyin, come in Toyin

Gamine:

Theres definately an NPF

Nairaland Police Force in this place

chai

constable gamine where is the inspector general of police

somze:

Toyin
See why you should not make loose remarks in public
Some weed smoking teenager may just fall over it and assume it's the reason for all her mishaps

What next? The one man army? . . . lets make that two ladies and man

@somze you are getting too close to my farm,you beta keep off

morenike09:

rotflmbo. . . see you, see how you dey confess. that was an interrogation, mr.Somze, you're hereby charged for the theft of cocaine and heroine. due to your confession, your verdict is life imprisonments. . what are your last words?

olowo ori mi how you dey happy valentine jare abi which one wey dey celebrate self

tommyex:

at least this thread aint boring.

How una dey?

tom and jerry how is you does

@somze
me you dey use and dump abi. . . stay there, dnt move. i go come back with a lil treat for you. .

@tommy
sweety for where?


NL come see these yeye men o. . . hisssss. shior

You see urself
she no dey use glasses,kpele

anyhow,how ur easter so far?n ur wives dem?

Pervert
i no dey ok,cos i think you mixing up your farm somehow,can you clear the water??

Toyin
me,yeye man?u better edit am before i report to mumsi o,Ok I ll be calling u bitter now,

@P
i think you don lose the way to your farm jare we're celebrating Born Again day. . .

tommyex:

You see yourself
she no dey use glasses,kpele

anyhow,how your easter so far?n your wives them?

Pervert
i no dey ok,because i think you mixing up your farm somehow,can you clear the water??

Toyin
me,yeye man?u better edit am before i report to mumsi o,Ok I ll be calling u bitter now,

see this man, i don ask him to buy me a Blue Lexus, he's talking abt glasses. . .oma se o. go report to mumcy, she go comot you from our compound

farm?born again??

I am losing track ere

Anyway i am off folks,have fun

Toyin
u go meet me 4 house explain yaself oo.
I am saving for the Lexus now,jus gimme some days

pervert
Which farm you get? You be farmer,
No worry, na just food I wan chop comot

Toyin
Who said I said want to use and dump you?
That person is a said liar
Don't destroy what i've taken seconds to build na
The moon looks pretty around this time of the year you know

tommyex:

Toyin
u go meet me 4 house explain yaself oo.
I am saving for the Lexus now,jus gimme some days

sorry o. , not anymore. . .you said the same thing july of 2006

somze:

Toyin
Who said I said want to use and dump you?
That person is a said liar
Don't destroy what i've taken seconds to build na
The moon looks pretty around this time of the year you know

wetin you build? for seconds abi? so you no wan explain why you broke into my bedroom yest. . .?
the moon looks pretty abi, make pervet9 follow you jare. . .

I was trying to kill that mosquito that was disturbing you . . .

Pervert? NOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

somze:

I was trying to kill that mosquito that was disturbing you . . .

Pervert? NOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

rotflmao. . . which kain mosquito? she you need to take off your clothes to kill them. . .is that how it goes now? mosquito ko muquifinger ni

tommyex:

farm?born again??

I am losing track ere

Anyway i am off folks,have fun

Toyin
u go meet me 4 house explain yaself oo.
I am saving for the Lexus now,jus gimme some days

stop saving i had already bought it for her with a customised plate number MORENI SEXY

somze:

pervert
Which farm you get? You be farmer,
No worry, na just food I wan chop comot

Toyin
Who said I said want to use and dump you?
That person is a said liar
Don't destroy what i've taken seconds to build na
The moon looks pretty around this time of the year you know

@Somze i,m warning you o,keep away from my farm,that girl is mine

morenike09:

sorry o. , not anymore. . .you said the same thing july of 2006

mon dear dont mind him jare,that is how they go about decieving fine virgins like you,how is the lexus i bought for you?i hope sule your driver is not overspeeding with it?

PERVERT9:

stop saving i had already bought it for her with a customised plate number MORENI SEXY
@Somze i,m warning you o,keep away from my farm,that girl is mine ;Dmon dear don't mind him jare,that is how they go about decieving fine virgins like you,how is the lexus i bought for you?i hope sule your driver is not overspeeding with it?

see you. . .you don send a plastic lexus car, you're already boasting about it. . shior.
and which girl sef?

morenike09:

rotflmao. . . which kain mosquito? she you need to take off your clothes to kill them. . .is that how it goes now? mosquito ko muquifinger ni

Erm . . . Er . . . I was hot, so i just took them off so my body could regain normal temperature
See? It can all be explained

Pervert
Look, it will take the 2nd coming to stop me from eating this food

somze:

Erm . . . Er . . . I was hot, so i just took them off so my body could regain normal temperature
See? It can all be explained

ok, oya, start explaining o. . .

somze:

Pervert
Look, it will take the 2nd coming to stop me from eating this food

which food o? jollof rice? eba and egusi soup or wetin?

Toyin
Ok here is a detailed explanation with approval from my lawyer

You know I was in my house, thousands of miles away and I noticed by esp that a mosquito wanted to bite you.
So I boarded a plane and headed in your direction.

When I got there it was dark and I was looking through your bathroom window as you were bathing. I was just checking if the mosquito had arrived but it had not by then so I waited for you to finish, then dress, then go to bed.

When I thought you were asleep, I climbed in through you bathroom window and came into the room. I was sweating as a result of my hard work in climbing so I took my clothes off then came into your room.

In your room I did not see the mosquito so I thought, oh well he must be under the duvet. So I surreptitiously took that off from you but i could not find the mosquito and I thought oh well it must be under those sexy nighties . . . to be continued

morenike09:

see you. . .you don send a plastic lexus car,

somze link=topic=121315.msg2079339#msg2079339 date=1206120257:

Erm . . . Er . . . I was hot, so i just took them off so my body could regain normal temperature
See? It can all be explained

Pervert
Look, it will take the 2nd coming to stop me from eating this food

you're already boasting about it. . shior.
and which girl sef?

at least it takes you round iraq,pakistan,libya and even niger republic _{i no try?}

somze:

Erm . . . Er . . . I was hot, so i just took them off so my body could regain normal temperature
See? It can all be explained

Pervert
Look, it will take the 2nd coming to stop me from eating this food

just pray its not your last meal on earth

somze:

Toyin
Ok here is a detailed explanation with approval from my lawyer

You know I was in my house, thousands of miles away and I noticed by esp that a mosquito wanted to bite you.
So I boarded a plane and headed in your direction.

When I got there it was dark and I was looking through your bathroom window as you were bathing. I was just checking if the mosquito had arrived but it had not by then so I waited for you to finish, then dress, then go to bed.

When I thought you were asleep, I climbed in through you bathroom window and came into the room. I was sweating as a result of my hard work in climbing so I took my clothes off then came into your room.

In your room I did not see the mosquito so I thought, oh well he must be under the duvet. So I surreptitiously took that off from you but i could not find the mosquito and I thought oh well it must be under those sexy nighties . . . to be continued

LOL. . . you're not serious o but my lawyer wants to know how you notice a mosquito wants to bite me. . .we've been wondering why Forensic found a spy camera in my house

Pervert
Who needs life when you can have Toyin?

Toyin
Er . . . er . . . er . . .
Er. . . er . . . er . . .
The . . . the . . .the . . . spy camera?

somze:

Pervert
Who needs life when you can have Toyin?

abi o. . .tell him jare. . . like who needs sugar when you can have bitter leaf

somze:

Toyin
Er . . . er . . . er . . .
Er. . . er . . . er . . .
The . . . the . . .the . . . spy camera?

eh en. . .so you no wan explain that one abi? wait till the judge hears abt this. . .


_{omo, am going to sleep jare. . . i am tiredddd ttyl}

Bye dear . . .

Nairaland hasn't changed you've just reached that time in ur membership

It's a cycle babbyyyyyyy

[center]
Heyyy Nairaland is the shizz ------------Nairaland is cool -------------------------- I think I might have a look at what's new in nairaland ------------------------ hmm ohk not so intresting now ---------------------- mehhh but I'll come on anways -----------------------------------Nairaland is now getting boring [/center]

Emi ni temi, mi o ti koja the last 1 I now dey for stage where I want seun to ban me 4reva

dblock:

Nairaland hasn't changed you've just reached that time in your membership

It's a cycle babbyyyyyyy

[center]
Heyyy Nairaland is the shizz ------------Nairaland is cool -------------------------- I think I might have a look at what's new in nairaland ------------------------ hmm ohk not so intresting now ---------------------- mehhh but I'll come on anways -----------------------------------[b]Nairaland is now getting boring[/b] [/center]

say it loud[b],ITS GETTING BORING[/b]