Stella: I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust.



THE ITALIAN JOB (2003)

Shane Wolfe: [to the kids he's watching] I'm never gonna be able to remember your names because there's not enough time so you're Red One, you're Red Two, you're Red Three, and you're Red Baby.


THE PACIFIER

Lee: Why did you tell me there was a bomb

Carter: No, i didnt, i said SHE was the bomb

RUSH HOUR!!

i hate you ! i hate you !
i love you ! i love you ! i love you !  

BABY BOY.

Everyone's got skeletons in their cupboard and we all know skeletons don't like staying in cupboards.

MEET THE FORKERS.

[Susan has just taken off all of her clothes while she was invisible]
Johnny Storm: I feel very dirty!


FANTASTIC FOUR

Pete: Number 174. 631503.
Nick: Pete, I don't want her zip code.
Pete: It's her Social Security number, asshole. She works for you.




FLASH DANCE

Nick: I'll bring him a doggy bag if you'll have dinner with me.
Alex Owens: I told you, I don't think it's a good idea to go out with the boss.
Nick: OK. Have it your way. You're fired. I'll pick you up tomorrow at eight.


FLASH DANCE

Jack Byrnes: I'm not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers.

MEET THE FOCKERS

Pam Byrnes: No! After next month, I am going to be Pamela Martha Focker. I, I know how that sounds but I don't care!


MEET THE FOCKERS

Greg Focker: You meet some of the, eh, some of the cousins?
Jack Byrnes: I met some, yes. I met some, Dom?
Greg Focker: Yeah, Dom Focker, that's my dad's, uh, first cousin. You meet his kids, Randy and Orny?

MEET THE FOCKERS

Greg Focker: What's the sign for sour milk, 'cause this tastes a little, funky.
Jack Byrnes: That's because that's from Debbie's left breast, Greg.


MEET THE FOCKERS

Dina Byrnes: Oh, Jack, isn't it wonderful? The kids are *finally* getting married?
Jack Byrnes: [about Little Jack] Wait a second; I think he spoke!
[pushes Dina aside]
Jack Byrnes: Little Jack! Were you about to speak?
[Little Jack passes gas]
Jack Byrnes: It's nothing, just a little flatulence. What were you saying, Dina?


MEET THE FOCKERS

Ned-man: How did you pay for camp? Food stamps?
D.A.: Hey listen dick-breath, I don't have a rich mommy and daddy to pay for me. I earned my way.


PARTY CAMP

[after finding her 15-year-old son's bag full of Indecency tapes]
Helen: l assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex, you know. Or filmmaking.


PARENTHOOD

Justin: Who's that?
Gil: It's my kid brother, Larry, your uncle. Don't give him any money.


PARENTHOOD

Taylor: Mommy what was that?
Karen: That was an electrical ear cleaner.
Taylor: It was kinda big.
Grandma: It sure was.



PARENTHOOD

[referring to the Indecency tape on the TV]
Grandma: What channel is this?
Diane: No, grandma, this is a tape.
Grandma: She really needs a man.



PARENTHOOD

Hallie as Annie: [crying, seeing her mother for the first time] I'm sorry, it's just I've missed you so much.
Elizabeth James: I know, it seems like it's been forever.
Hallie as Annie: You have no idea.


THE PARENT TRAP

Annie: [Hallie is getting ready to cut Annie's hair] Don't shut YOUR eyes!
Hallie: Sorry, I'm just a little nervous!
Annie: YOU'RE nervous? An 11 year-old is cutting my hair!



THE PARENT TRAP

Annie: [Hallie is getting ready to cut Annie's hair] Don't shut YOUR eyes!
Hallie: Sorry, I'm just a little nervous!
Annie: YOU'RE nervous? An 11 year-old is cutting my hair!



THE PARENT TRAP

Nick Parker: [hiking] I'm going to take the lead. You two help Meredith.
Meredith Blake: [looks at the girls] Sure you'll help me. Right over a cliff you'll help me,
Hallie: [whispering to Annie] That's actually not a bad idea.
Annie: Yeah, see any cliffs?


THE PARENT TRAP

Sarah Davis: [about the turtle] Can you call it Hippo?
Henry Davis: Why do you call everything Hippo?
Sarah Davis: Because I can spell it!



RAISING HELEN

Tom Mullen: [to Cubby who's] What is it? Come on, what is it? A name. I swear if you tell me, I'll make sure you get the best funeral there is.


RANSOM

Rachel Ferrier: Is it the terrorists?


WAR OF THE WORLDS

Ray Ferrier: Enough of the "Ray" shit, all right? It's Dad. Sir. Or if you want, Mr. Ferrier, That sounds a little weird to me, but you decide.
Rachel Ferrier: *Dad*
Ray Ferrier: Yes, Rachel.
Rachel Ferrier: I gotta go to the bathroom.


WAR OF THE WORLDS

Nancy: You know, if I were as pathetic as you are, I would have killed myself *ages* ago. You should get on with it.



THE CRAFT

Nancy: If God and the Devil were playing football, Manon would be the stadium that they played on.

THE CRAFT

Sarah: Hey, Chris, Bleep you!
Chris: Nah.
Mitt: But I will.
[looks to Trey as Sarah runs off, upset]
Mitt: She's gonna cry, then I'm gonna cry, and we're all gonna cry!



THE CRAFT

The Trackers: You have to be terminated, NOW.



CYBERTRACKER

Top Hat: I see the Wolfman hasn't killed you yet.
Van Helsing: Don't worry. He's getting to it.



VAN HELSING

Yao: I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.


MULAN 1

The Emperor of China: I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father's armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and, you have saved us all.


MULAN 1