Mulan: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Grandmother Fa: Would you like to stay forever?


MULAN 1

Shan-Yu: You're all out of ideas.
Mulan: [Uses fan to flick sword into air and catches it] Not quite.

MULAN 1

Shan-Yu: You're all out of ideas.
Mulan: [Uses fan to flick sword into air and catches it] Not quite.



MULAN 1

Vladimir: She certainly has a mind of her own.
Dimitri: Yeah. I hate that in a woman.



ANASTASIA

GOODMORNING MY NEIGBOURS, Bleep YOU,

YES YES Bleep YOU TOO,

Dimitri: If we live through this, remind me to thank you.


ANASTASIA

Bartok: Master! You're alive?
Rasputin: In a matter of speaking!
[Rasputin's eyeball pops out, Bartok catches it]
Bartok: Whoa, that fell right out there, sir!



ANASTASIA

Dimitri: What are you looking for?
Anastasia: The Russian Circus. I think it's still in here.


ANASTASIA

Carmela: Come to me my big burrito!
David: Me?
Carmela: You are the only man I see. Come to Carmela.


THE LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN

Drug Store Clerk: Crabs! You guys got crabs! That's what they called them in my day. You young people.


THE LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN

Ariel: I've never seen a human this close before. Oh - he's very handsome, isn't he?
Scuttle: [Looking at Max, Eric's dog] I dunno, he looks kinda hairy and slobbery to me.


THE LITTLE MERMAID

Son: [about Nicky] Who's that man, Mommy?
Mom: I dunno, but he sure is butt-ugly.


LITTLE NICKY

Gatekeeper: Are there boobs on my head?
Nicky: Yeah, big ones.

LITTLE NICKY

Deacon: The Hell Beast is above us and I can smell his evil slut!


LITTLE NICKY

Nicky: [after going to heaven] What is this? Is it Dad's birthday?

LITTLE NICKY

after seeing his cat pooped in the cereal]
Sgt. Vinnie: Oh I'm sorry, would you like some?
Mahoney: [shocked] I'm on a diet.



POLICE ACADEMY 2

Sargent Vinnie picks up a chocolate bar out of a rubbish bin]
Sgt. Vinnie: Look at that. A half eaten chocolate bar. It's hardly been touched. Do you want some?
Mahoney: No thanks.


POLICE ACADEMY 2

[Hightower smashes into the bumper of another car]
Carey Mahoney: You didn't hit the brakes.
Moses Hightower: You didn't tell me to.



POLICE ACADEMY 1

Carey Mahoney: Sleeping is for gays.


POLICE ACADEMY 1

Lennie: You said I was related to you, George.
George: Lennie, if I was related to you, I'd shoot myself.


OF MICE AND MEN

Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.



ZOOLANDER

Derek Zoolander: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?



ZOOLANDER

Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry. DID MY PIN GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR ASS?


ZOOLANDER

White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY.



DODGEBALL

White Goodman: I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you


DODGEBALL

[to Tiffany while he's in bed with her]
James Bond: Presumably I'm the condemned man and obviously you're the hearty breakfast.



DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

Mr. Kidd: If God had wanted man to fly,
Mr. Wint: , He would have given him wings, Mr. Kidd.



DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Did you know that German's gun was empty, sir?
Cpt. George Mainwaring: As a matter of fact, Wilson, so was mine!


DAD'S ARMY

Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.


THE LITTLE RASCALS

[Jamie comes out of the confessional and tells them she has to pray for 20 minutes]
Nicole: What did she do?
Kelsey: , What didn't she do?


LITTLE WITCHES

Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

MEAN GIRLS

Chip Heron: Hey, how was school?
Cady: Fine.
Betsy Heron: Were people nice?
Cady: No.
Chip Heron: Did you make any friends?
Cady: Yes.



MEAN GIRLS