[Nina shows Jade a picture of a refugee kneeling in front of a man with a rifle]
Nina: Tell me, deep inside, at the bottom of your soul, who would you rather be? The man about to be shot? Or the man about to do the shooting?


BULLETPROOF MONK

Archie Moses: [Trying to escape out of the window in the shower, Keats puts his gun in his ass] AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!
Keats: Let me guess. You dropped the soap!
Archie Moses: Please take that thing out of my ass.
Keats: [Charlie, the motel manager looks up and sees them] I want you on the bed. Now.


BULLETPROOF

Archie Moses: This is a '70s Indecency. You know how I can tell? Because the guy's dick has sideburns.



BULLETPROOF

Traci: Jack, Colton made me do it. He would've killed me if I hadn't done it,
Archie Moses: Ooh, watch it now, Keats, l she's playin' you.
Traci: But then I fell in love with you.
Archie Moses: But, then I fell, shut the Bleep up!
Traci: I swear to God I did!
Archie Moses: Ah, she's lyin' out her devil ass!
Traci: Will you shut the Bleep up?
Archie Moses: Why don't you make me?
[she knocks the gun out of his hand and punches him, sending him down the stairs]
Archie Moses: Jesus, I gotta learn how to fight; this is pathetic.


BULLETPROOF

Ruby: [fighting Viola for the nut-tainted gravy] I think you dislocated my vagina.


MONSTER-IN-LAW

Viola Fields: I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude!
Ruby: I know. Now that's just wrong.
Viola Fields: Thank You.
Ruby: You are far worse. I don't recall Gertrude ever trying to poison you. And I'm pretty sure she wore black to your wedding.
Viola Fields: Black. Yeah, she said she was in mourning. I just want my son to be happy.
Ruby: Whatever made you think he wasn't?


MONSTER-IN-LAW

Calamity Jane: This town ain't big enough! Not for me and that frilled-up, flirtin', man-rustlin' petticoat, it ain't!


CALAMITY JANE

Willy Wonka: You can't have your family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.
Grandpa George: None taken. Jerk.



CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLOATE FACTORY

Willy Wonka: You're all quite short, aren't you?
Violet Beauregarde: Well yeah, we're children.
Willy Wonka: Well that's no excuse. I was never as short as you
Mike Teavee: You were once.
Willy Wonka: Was not. Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach.



CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

Willy Wonka: See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that my dear children. is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

Willy Wonka: Why, I believe they're going to treat us to a little song. It is quite a special occasion, of course. They haven't had a fresh audience in many a moon.
Oompa Loompa: [Oompa Loompas sing] Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, a great big greedy nincompoop / Augustus Gloop, so big and vile, so greedy, foul, and infantile,



CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts.
Willy Wonka: You smell like old people, and soap. I like it.


CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

Kate 'Mom' Baker: Honey you actually bought that shirt?
Tom Baker: Hey every dad is entitled to one hideous shirt, and one horrible sweater. It's part of the dad code.



CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2

I Robot:
"The logical consequence of the three laws is Revolution"

Not an exact quote

Tom Baker: What do you do for a living Eliot?
Eliot: Well, I'm in 8th grade.


CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2

Lorraine Baker: You know how I feel about camping.
Tom Baker: But, we're staying in a house.
Lorraine Baker: A house with no air conditioning. That makes it camping.


CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2

Tina Shenk: Is Jake your only child?
Kate: Oh no. We have 12.
Tom: I couldn't keep her off of me.



CHEAPER BY DOZEN 1

Mark: Have you seen my frog dad?
Tom: Sorry, Charlie, er, Nigel, Kyle.
Mark: It's Mark.
Tom: I knew that.



CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 1

[phone rings and Mike gets it]
Mike: Hello?, Whos this?,
[hands the phone to his mom]
Mike: Somebody from somethin' somethin'.


CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 1

Kathryn: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
Cecile Caldwell: But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it?
Kathryn: Cecile, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it.
Cecile Caldwell: So, it's like a secret society?
Kathryn: That's one way looking at it.
[under her breath]
Kathryn: Fucking idiot,


CRUEL INTENTIONS 1

Kathryn: I think there's something going on between Cecile and her music teacher.
Bunny Caldwell: Ronald? That's crazy!
Kathryn: I know, she's so young and he's so,
Bunny Caldwell: Black!


CRUEL INTENTIONS 1

Sebastian: Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the Bleep of your life. After what you put me through I deserve it.


CRUEL INTENTIONS 1

Curly Sue: I hate the art museum.
Bill Dancer: Will it hurt you to learn a thing or two?
Curly Sue: All you learn from the art museum is how to keep your mouth shut and how to walk without making squeaky sounds with your shoes.


CURLY SUE

Bev Pear: Your daughter has to go to the bathroom!
Randy Pear: All right, all right, Jason, look in the back for an empty jar.
Bev Pear: A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.
Randy Pear: Oh, right. Sorry. Jason, we're gonna need a jar and a funnel.



RAT RACE

Robin Hood: Kindly let me pass.
Little John: Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
[Proudly]
Little John: I made that up.
Robin Hood: It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.



ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS

Colonel Hayes Hodges: If this gets bad, it gets bad for both of us.
Colonel Terry L. Childers: Why, Hodge? Are you going to jail too?



RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

Here's looking at you kid - old school movie

I'm not like other guys, I'm different - Michael Jackson Thriller (I used to use that line when chiking babes back in the day and it worked all the time - hint, hint )

Bring it on - Superman 2

Sorry, but my friend is kind of slow. It is actually that way - dumb and dumber

Where u from motherfucker. Do they spk English in "what"? - Pulp Fiction

Are you done? Well, allow me to retort - Pulp Fiction

You can't handle the truth - A few good men

I have tons more, but they will mostly b from Pulp Fiction. That movie comes highly recommended from me

James Carter: Who died, Lee?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Detective Yu?
Lee: Not Yu, you!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?
James Carter: Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth.


RUSH HOUR 2

[during a fight scene with a bunch of Chinese men]
James Carter: [after accidentally punching Lee] Sorry, man!
Lee: Carter!
James Carter: All y'all look alike!

RUSH HOUR 2

James Carter: All right, listen up! All the Triads and the ugly women on this side, and all the fine women on this side, right now!


RUSH HOUR 2

Miss Prism: Do you mind if I take your picture?
Cecily: No, I often like to be looked at.


IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNEST

Jack: Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden.
Algy: But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins!
Jack: I said it was perfectly heartless of YOU under the circumstances. That is a very different thing.
Algy: That may be, but the muffins are the same!

IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNEST