Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja. The manager told him: "...in here we give every customer
personalized services and you have to be very observant so
you know how to address their every need even before they
ask" Before the manager could finish,
a couple walked through the hotel entrance and the manager
quickly approached them, nicely took their baggage and said, "Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our delight to have you in our
hotel. Please come this way to the reception" ... and he led them to
the reception. After the couple had been taken care of, Akpos
asked the manager, "Has the couple been visiting this hotel
before?" "No" came the reply from the manager. "So how come you knew their name?" asked Akpos. "That is
why I told you to be very observant. All I had to do was quickly
look at the label on their baggage while I'm taking it from
them and see the name on the
tag". "Oh, here comes another couple, Why don't you give it a
try?" "Ok" said Akpos and he hurriedly approached the couple, helped them with their luggage and said, "Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR HAND MADE LEATHER! We are
delighted to have you in our hotel..." The manager fainted!

LMAO