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A Drunk's Prayer! by KINGMAKER: 5:47pm On May 06, 2006
Our Lager, who art in Barrels.

Hallowed be thy foam, thy will be drunk.

I will be drunk @ home, as if in the pub.

Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage

As we forgive those who spill against us

And lead us not into incarceration

But deliver us from hangovers

For thine is the ale, the pilsner and the lager.

Forever and ever. . . . .

BARMAN!!!
Re: A Drunk's Prayer! by kinglarry(m): 2:30pm On Jun 20, 2006
I'm very sre you are a drunker grin
Re: A Drunk's Prayer! by Mystique(f): 3:01pm On Jun 21, 2006
Okay now, DATZ funny!! grin
Re: A Drunk's Prayer! by kay9(m): 4:44pm On Jul 26, 2008
grin grin It's fresh and cool from the basement, people. I only hope y'all will forgive my frequent resurrecting of long-forgotten posts. Oya, where are all ma beer-chugging buddies at? Take a toast and throw back yo head for a good laugh; man, life is good!  grin

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