After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his just spent energy.

He pours himself a glass of milk and right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still pretty hot, so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off.

Just then the blonde walks in and says, "Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those."

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
A: From dating blonde men.

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1: They can't remember the number.
A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons

Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got bleeped by 10 men whilst on holiday.

Q:What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
A: He knows who the ten men were.


Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian?
A: Because she loved children.

Q: If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first?
A: The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?:
"Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

Q:A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe(exhaust pipe).

Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."

Ituen baba, na with blonde chick u take spend Easter? Anyway, nice jokes!

Na bad luck wey i get oh

The blonde came to my house, spentthe whole easter with me and when she was leaving, she said "I had a nice time with you, Tufe"

Damn! Dat means Tufe 'gather' pass u?

tufe dey in charge of blondes na

_{heard rumours that he is also a blonde}

yeah dats an unbeatable truth even his armpit is blond colour

dont ask me how i know

lol

@clem na u talk am oooo

ayusman16:

_{Na wao for this babe! first na Mouth Action; now na sucking, licking armpit! Disgustin}

no be u initiate me into the act blody pretender

but not the armpit thing na!

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Blondes are just so dumb

anyusman lair!

na all of the above u specialise in both armpit and toe sucking se yer lyfe sucker!

chai! Effects of blondness.

dat na de koko

more koko for the kokolets.

@jokes
I can't laf enough abeg.

ituen:

Na bad luck wey i get oh

The blonde came to my house, spentthe whole easter with me and when she was leaving, she said "I had a nice time with you, Tufe"

Chei!!! dt na f**k up O

Happy Easter.

chai. . . . .lets rip the kokolets naaa

T.G.I.F

A businessman got on an elevator in a tall building. When he
entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and
she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again answers "S-H-I-T."

The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she
said, "T-G-I-F. It means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it,
duuhhh?"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T --- Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

foolish man

na rude correctional facility de guy been deliver. . . as per se . . .she be blonde naa

Kronky you don divorce your blonde wife?

me i no know if the guy fit get wife sef talklessof blonde

Iteun u nor well for real

poor kronky its not easy to be blonde

i bet my last kuvuki dollars on dat