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Lets Laugh It Out / The Blondes / Jokes about Blondes and Stupid People (2) (3) (4)
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Apr 10, 2008 |
lol ur bad mouth never change |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by jaymobb(m): 11:15am On Apr 10, 2008 |
ituen: chai that one na |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by tessybaby(f): 11:20am On Apr 10, 2008 |
watch ya mouth oooo |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by SamMilla1(m): 11:26am On Apr 10, 2008 |
tessybaby how are you? |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by jaymobb(m): 11:33am On Apr 10, 2008 |
@tessy na wa o iyanga dey slip trouble wan come wake am na which b ur own sef wey u come dey drink parnadol 4 anoda person headache |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by clemcykul(f): 11:55am On Apr 10, 2008 |
jaymobb: at least na N5 cigar i dey take but u na mad man dry shit u dey smoke |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by doracle4(m): 1:39pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
Iteun, e be like say u don take some wraps of kigbala. Wetin concern me concern blondes again? Infact how many blondes u don waka jam sef? All of una wen just dey reply blondes this blondes that, if the association of blondes world wide gather together for una sake, them go circumsize una again. I don talk finish o! |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by kingkams(m): 3:48pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
Could we please go back to the thread? |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 12:07am On Apr 11, 2008 |
my broda, we dey go back to the thread Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes. |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by clemcykul(f): 11:11am On Apr 11, 2008 |
chei! |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 7:24pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
Are u a blonde, Clem? |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by gilgee(m): 8:42pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
she be semi-blonde. |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by jaymobb(m): 8:56pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
she sef no sabi |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 12:47am On Apr 12, 2008 |
@Jay hehehe |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 12:54am On Apr 12, 2008 |
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?" "That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground." After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?" |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 1:01am On Apr 12, 2008 |
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!" Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??" All the blondes say "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!" |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 9:14am On Apr 12, 2008 |
Two blondes were driving down a country road with nothing but wheat fields on either side, when they saw something in the field. They stopped the car to get out and look. Much to their suprise, there was a blonde in a row boat rowing away in the field. The driver looked at her passenger and said, "It's blondes like that, that give us a bad name." Then the passenger replied, "I know, if I could swim I would go out there and whoop her ass." |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 9:20am On Apr 12, 2008 |
A blonde's boyfriend took her to her first football game. When it was over he asked her what she thought of the game. She said I thought the muscles were great and all but they deserve more than 25 cents. Confused the boyfriend said what r u talking about? She replied That in the beginning of the game the ref flipped a quater and the whole time they where yelling get the quaterback |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by gilgee(m): 10:02am On Apr 12, 2008 |
Na so blonds be agbaya reach? |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by clemcykul(f): 1:02pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by tufe(m): 1:35pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
whats so nice about it |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 2:10pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
na wa oh. u just attack migines. Now na clem u wan focus on. |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by kingkams(m): 3:45pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
Ituen, with the way you've dedicated youself to the business of messing blondes up, are you sure none of them have messed you up or broken your heart at a point in time? Nice jokes though. |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by tufe(m): 4:04pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
ituen answer the question. ituen, i no dey attack clem o. she be my person, but miggy na f00l. |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 5:39pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
King, Na wa oh. This your campaign gives me the impression that you are married to one of em blondes. Tufe, ur limit for the direct attack don dey reach oh. No be every thread you go dey spread am |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by gilgee(m): 6:48pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
We need chain Tufe to tree walahi. |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(m): 9:54pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
. . . . and spread his lips apart in opposite directions to avoid further probs |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by naijastyle: 3:01am On Apr 13, 2008 |
True talk. |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by gilgee(m): 12:28pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
I second that. |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by tufe(m): 1:38pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
ituen, why u dey back that idiot up like this anyhow na. gilgee, you i knwo say na follow follow you just dey do naijastyle, i dey pardon you because na me and you dey Naija delta dey kidnap oyinbo, but dont push your luck too far |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Apr 14, 2008 |
if miggs is a fool, how come u keep attackn him tufe? is it dat he is sooooo important to ur existence ged a lyfe dude and stop being an unecessary evil |
Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by tufe(m): 11:12am On Apr 15, 2008 |
ok clem, plz pardon me. i have decided to turn a new leaf from now on becoz of you. u and ituen were the only persons that were cool when i was a newbie here, so anything u say follows. no more wahala from me, but also plz tell you cyber husband to shun my side |
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