she wants oo no mind am!
emm, about the money matter, u no say na my personal pesin u be so we fit leave that side small?

this girl i no dey take that one play, no be so i dey run my canteen bizwax o. talk better na, i put other ppl on hold just for you

i don do d deliverance but i know a good pastor who 4 a new car can help u guys. and b4 u know it u guy will get along welli well like rice and beans!!

@ scorpio, Na so u like money reach? abegii, leave money matter first na. U no even ask me which kind fish i want for the yam por? i want okporoko abeg, make am plenty ooo!

girl, i get stockfish plentiful even the ones wey dem never cut so no worry, ya pot go contain. @ damygurl, ask ya pastor if he accepts food. if he does,i'm game as long as u gon be there aiight

4 a free 2yrs supply of food he's gon do it but i'm gon pass on dat offer. i'm gon be real buzy 4 da nxt 6months!! but don't worry he will take good care of u guyz!!

damygurl, ok. so long as i don't have to pay nothing
2 scorpio, no put pepper too much for am ooo! and u fit cook isiewu join?

ok u don dey push ya luck, slow down sis. i ain't got the time to process da goat head, come back during d summer aiight. n as for pepper, na winter be this n you need am besides, no dey disgrace me again jo. how you go talk say u no dey chop pepper?
@ damygurl, this pikin na only u n ya pastor know werin dey sha, as for d food, i fit arrange am, but e go cost am plenty cos i know say im get money. but becos i know you, i fit do discount n if u ain't gon be at d deliverance, no need then.

@ damy where d pastor na?
@scorpio, emm, no vex but but u fit do masa? i know say this na winter u still fit get rice for store

i get rice full ground, but which one be masa again? abeg refresh my memory, i don too cook sotey i don dey forget d foods them

Yeeeehhhh.. Masa masa.. that thing is sweet. I like it when the edges are burnt. With the kuli-kuli pepper. Hmm.. Lizzy like.

abeg sisi, werin dem take dey cook d masa? mayb i don chop am but i 4get

It's the hausa rice they use. And they blend it like... u know With them stuffs kinda-like how you blend moi moi. And there's the masa pan.. it has holes, holes.. in it. You fill each hole with masa... mostly on firewood and you add a lil vege oil to the bottom..

If you dunno wat masa is, then u don't know masa. Cos masa has no other name.

k, iono know wat it is then. i never chop hausa food reach dat side yet.

Sometimes it's served with this vegetable stew.. but mostly it's with kuli kuli pepper

hot angel.......correct! damn i miss masa
@scorpio, ok, if u no sabi masa, u sabi suya? u suppose know am na! so you fit cook that one? all of that for $50! na fair deal be that ooo!

yes, i sabi Suya. dat na anoda $30 for da spices, u know i have to order them str8 from naija

haba personal pesin!! na so we dey do our own friendship? which kind pesin i get sef?? i go pay $50. take am or leave am. e be like say hot angel go fit hook me up with all of them masa, join the suya sef! so how e go be?

ah ah, u no need to call HA now, oya i go settle for 50, just becos of u oh

okay, i no say u be my pesin of all pesins so i fit get am 2morow abi?

_{u go old o}, but it can be done

i go old shey? i hear that oh! i been hear as u dey tell that ur neighbour. by the way sef, i see say she get ISIEWU for her own canteen. so emm, u fit introduce me to am?

oh girl cool down for Jesus now, i say i go hook u up, which one be my neighbour for inside?

ok. just 4 u! i go be ur regular customer, no worry

dat's y i like ya

Pastor say make i tell d 2 of u dat it's a sin to take money from pastors dat is to say u gotta do them all 4 free and it's gon worth d deliverance he's gon do 4 u guyz. i told him to give u guyz da special package. it includes everything u can think of and b4 u know it business is gon be booming and u guyz will agree on everything!!

Tell ya pastor that it's a sin in ma financial books for me not to receive any payments at all.

hahahaha. scorpio tell am oo! our own kind bizwax diferent oo

u know!

y'all are some carzy nigerians.

we know icing. that's why we miss nigeri so bad