Police no dey luk b4 they enta car o.
I was drivin down d street when a police
stopped my
car and imediately opened d door entered
and
jammed it. As usual he wanted to colect his
normal "roja"money
frm me..
Then sudenly he saw a big grown dog at d
back of d
seat wit tongue stuck out angrily lukin at d
police..
The followin conversatn was made. ENJOY...
Police: (Shakin) Ha! u cary dog?
Me: (I bone my face) Yes
Police: (Feelin uncomfortable) Na where una
com dey
com from?
Me: From hospital!
Police: (Feelin uneasy) Enhen! U sick? Me: No,
na d dog oo.
Police(Thinkin: I don die today) Why d dog
com dey
shake im head like dat? (lukin back)
Me: Oh Like dat? If d dog wan bite persn na
so e dey
shake head o.
Police: And d dog knw u o. Me: Yes na, no be
me get am?
Police: (Sweating) This ur door how dem dey
open
am self?
Me: Open it now, abi u no knw as u take
enter.
Police: Abeg! Na since I notice d dog I don
dey try
Open am. E no open....