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The Jokes President Is Back!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 11:17am On Mar 19, 2013
A teacher asked his pupils what they liked to do in future.
Hands were up, so teacher invited answers;

Ramatu: sir, i will be a pilot

Akpors: sir, i will be a thief grin

Teacher: Why Akpors?

Akpors: Sir, thieving is the easiest way of making money, i will only cover up the name "thief" with "politician" sir.

* teacher bursts out laughing*

Akpan: Sir, me i will be a mid-wife, i love viewing varieties of totos sir grin

Ogbuvugbuvu: Sir, please, me i will first teach for a while, and later if i get a decent job, i will quit sir grin grin




The teacher fainted grin grin

Re: The Jokes President Is Back!!!!! by Agybabe(f): 12:42pm On Mar 19, 2013
If only my oga at the top permitted me to laugh but now I can only smile...uhumm
Re: The Jokes President Is Back!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 12:44pm On Mar 19, 2013
Agybabe: If only my oga at the top permitted me to laugh but now I can only smile...uhumm












lol...the truth is, you dont want people to see that your black teeth.....a smile does the trick grin grin grin grin


any way, happy xmas to you agybabe my ex grin grin grin
Re: The Jokes President Is Back!!!!! by BUSHYANUS(m): 4:45pm On Mar 19, 2013
lol grin
Re: The Jokes President Is Back!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 1:19am On Apr 29, 2013
BUSHY-ANUS:
lol grin


u see your yansh?
Re: The Jokes President Is Back!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 5:04am On Apr 29, 2013
Barka de sallah bin cool cool
Re: The Jokes President Is Back!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 12:38pm On Apr 29, 2013
bunmioguns: Barka de sallah bin cool cool


wink

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