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I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 8:17pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
Pls help me. Am very shy and I stammer a bit but am very much interested in Nightnurse. She's the most text-sexy babe here. Tell me how to win her from_ _ _ ? |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 8:22pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
[goes to C&S movement. Was told to pray kneeling and facing the moon, After 7 days Nightnurse will surely fall]
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Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 8:24pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
Mountain of fire strong man just told me I had to bow face down 3333 times to win Nighty dearie. Anything for nursie Nightie;
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Re: I Want Nightnurse by SamMilla1(m): 2:18am On Mar 30, 2008 |
@poster she will be yours soon |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by hclacid(m): 6:16am On Mar 30, 2008 |
@poster very nice, i'ld try the same thing |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by ibkdikson: 10:12am On Mar 30, 2008 |
No let that woman killyouooo.you better take it easy.this issue of going to church everyday. |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by naijastyle: 10:13am On Mar 30, 2008 |
@ Poster You be real yeye boi. Instead of you to continue your everlasting fasting and prayers for Nightie you dey commit sin join by swearing for Sammy. Better go and ask for forgiveness and start your fasting and prayers all over again. |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 10:50am On Mar 30, 2008 |
TRUE TALK @Naijastyle. No wonder the moon did not appear this morning! So I have to start again? Hia! I hope Nightie is worth all this pain abi Dickson(?) you no think so? |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 9:36pm On Mar 30, 2008 |
Day 2, Where is Night nurse? Iteun, Gunpoint, Gilgee and Clemcy have been conspicously missing. Hope they are not I dey fear these guys o. Night nurse pls show face naa. |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by naijastyle: 9:43pm On Mar 30, 2008 |
They've gone for weekend shift. No be small thing to be security man for prison. |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by SamMilla1(m): 12:04am On Mar 31, 2008 |
fineyabber: @poster., why u dey look for my soldiers, KUVUKI kingdom is already full, newcomers will have to take places of the old guyz, unfortunately all my guyz came to d last meeting, |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 9:33am On Mar 31, 2008 |
@Gunpoint, I dont beleive you! Night nursie baby cannot be 'Do me" with you. Big lie. Like Pastor Miller King said, you guys are his night guards in Kuvuki Land and you were all busy doing your night duties last weekend. No come form do me do me here! Night nursie common, 'give it to me some more' |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by gilgee(m): 10:15am On Mar 31, 2008 |
**Slaps yabberante on the forehead, he wakes up from his day dream, faces reality and concurs with the fact that what is meant for men is by no means available to boys** |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by naijastyle: 10:25am On Mar 31, 2008 |
and the slap turned him to [/color]UGLYYABBERANTE[color=#770077]. |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 11:43am On Mar 31, 2008 |
una wan distract me from my mission? I can take on you if you want. Ryt now though, am looking for me NightieeeNursie dearie |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 11:56am On Mar 31, 2008 |
lafffs |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 12:02pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
if you dont have any contribution to aid me in my quest, just leave quietly Clemcydawg. Dont bark up tuberculosis virus in this hall. hisses disgustedly |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by olulu(m): 12:09pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
to get what u have neva gotten b4, u must b prepared to do what u have neva done b4. to get nite nurse, u need to pray 7 times, in 7 places, for 7 days, at 7pm each day. u will carry 7 plates of raw pepper, u will use d raw pepper to rub ur eyes 7 times, ur mouth 7 times, ur anus 7 times, but most especially, ur 3rd leg 7 times, at 7 pm, after d 7 days prayer, and i assure u, nite nurse will come to u, for ur hospital bed, go and sin no more |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 12:20pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
Ha! i bind any foul spirit in this room! All weapons fashioned against me and especially targeted towards making my kokolet shrink is hereby destroyed. My kokolet and Nightie's Kuvuki apple are meant to be! Olulu I bind you in the sea, I bind you on land I cast you into the lake of Nairaland rubble VERSE II May you be castrated in the south may you always have to see and never do it you will forever know the agony of pepper in your eyes VERSE III in your dreams, Clemcy will use pliers to pull out your teeth your bathroom slippers will always have extra heels Indeed you will only look with your eyes and see the recompense of wicked ones like you. |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by naijastyle: 12:27pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
So this is what you wish for yourself. pele o. |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by ayusman16(m): 12:27pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
O'l boyeee! U be virgin? why woman come dey hungry u like dis? eeeya pele! Or better still go dig hole for ur mattress before u come finish for nairaland! |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by gilgee(m): 12:33pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
More advice, enter una duck. |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by naijastyle: 12:35pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
yeeeepaaaaaaaaaaa! |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 12:37pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
these people self |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 1:08pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
fineyabber: ure just a frustrated sex starved modafucker, no wonder no girl wants u cuzz u lack understandn! *lafffs* at something funny, i dont see how dat insults u in anyway well i bet i expected much from a loony freak. |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by olulu(m): 1:14pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
fineyabber: all dis for u alone? eeya, u are in trouble. but u b ungrateful human beans i give u advice, u begin curse urself, u don dey sexually dehydrated, u need help, go c babalawo |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 1:44pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
olulu i think its best he sees a mamalawo cuzz he's fuked up. |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by gilgee(m): 1:59pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
Clem them don Bleep the guy for up? I been talk am! He needs to be bleeped down and na only dog fit do am for am. He needs therapy from a dog. The guy na yawa. |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by ayusman16(m): 2:05pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
Perosn no suppose take d akuya serious cos am sure him just awoof internet access and him no go stay for long, U know those kind pple |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 2:14pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
na thier type they target poor people they steal their daily agege bread |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by fineyabber: 4:20pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
Sits down proproly, crosses legs, props keyboard right Lemme start wif you ClemcyDawg: Read, choke and die: The last time I checked, you were getting set for a testicle transplant. If i remember correctly, a scan showed in place of your testicles, you have paw-paw seeds, which is not too bad considering that you were isdcarded in Heaven and mistakenly fell off the overfilled dustbin to earth. Was the operation successful? @Anusman: anyone who checks your posts will discover that you post only at a particular time then disappear! Mugu like you. Who runs awoof now? Dont you think its closing time now? Olodo like you. At your age you are still proud to be the headboy in your primary school. Some people self @Gilgee no be dog born you? Its no wonder you say things that always have to do wif dogs. It runs in the blood. Funny enuff, My neibours dog is called gilgee-t. No need to wonder how that wonderful inspiration of a name came from. Am curious tho: Is it true that if you bite a human wif your rabbies infected teeth, the person goes mad after 7 days without treatment? Pls let us know ODONDOS! NightieNursie, am spilling blood on your behalf ooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Re: I Want Nightnurse by ayusman16(m): 4:26pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
fineyabber: Am always online my guy! And mind u, i no be Headboy! I be "Sanity Prefect"! U know suprise say i dey primary school dey use the internet Lastly, apart from yabbing me with anus and shit? can u think of something more innovative? Rago Mumu-ne! |
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