Akpos who has lived in Ghana all his life, just
got
admission into one of the Nigerian
institutions. At
the first day of lecture, the following
conversation
erupted…..
The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing
some
Nigerian history.” The Lecturer asked who
said, “I
shall return to die in the land of my fathers?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Akpos,
who had his hand up. Akpos replied: “King
Jaja of
Opobo, 1875”
very good!” said lecturer.
Then, she asked again, who said, “The land
use
act will feed the nation?” Again, no response
except from Akpos:”Obasanjo , 1976.”
The
Lecturer snapped at the class; “class, you
should
be ashamed. Akpos, who is new to our
Country,
knows more about our history than you do.”
The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: ”Ghana
must
go”.
“who said that?” she demanded, Akpos put
his hand up,”Buhari 1984.”
At that point, a
student at the back scornfully said;”Hmmm,
you
think you are smart?” The Lecturer glared
and
asked; “All right! Now,
who said that?” Again, Akpos
said,”Babangida to
Abiola, 1992.”
Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled “I dey
laugh
ooh” Akpos smilled back and said Obasanjo
to
Atiku 2001.
Now furious, another student yelled; ”Oh
yeah!
Eat this!” Akpos jumped out of his chair
waving
his hand and shouting to the
Lecturer,”Indian
mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998.
Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone
said;
“You little poo. If you say anything else, I’ll kill
you.” Akpos frantically yelled at the top of his
voice; “Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!”
The Lecturer fainted, and as the class
gathered
around her on the floor, someone said; “Oh
poo,
we’re in Big trouble now!” Akpos whispered;
“Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and
Lucky Igbinedon 2007.
Someone angrily said; “Dont answer him, he
is a
fool” Akpos smiled nd replied; “Obansanjo to
IBB,
2011
Now,
the Lecturer managed to get up and asked
Akpos; pls, who’re you? Show your self..
Akpos
jumped up, yelled and said; Jonathan to
BOKO
HARAM, 2012.