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Famous Male Celebrities Quotes On "Women/ The Wife" by Stegomiah: 11:53am On Mar 29, 2013 |
Subject: The Wife About Wife When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~By Lee Majors After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ~By Al Gore By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~BySocrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. ~By Mike Tyson The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? ~By George Clooney I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~By Bill Clinton "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." ~By George W. Bush "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." ~By Rudy Giuliani "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." ~By Michael Jordan "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! ~By Donald Trump Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. ~By Shaquille O’Neal The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... ~By Kobe Bryant You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. By David Hasselhoff My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~By Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ~By Barack Obama Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ~ByTommy Lee A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." ~By Brad Pitt First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ~ ByJimmy Kimmel “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffe r..ing! ~By Jay Leno What do you think? Share your opinions/tots...... 1 Like |
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