14 Funny Things Said by Celebrities

1. “What’s Wal-Mart? Do they, like, make walls there?” – Paris Hilton

2.“Smoking kills. And if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” – Brooke Shields

3.“Whenever I watch TV n see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death stuff.” – Mariah Carey

4.“I’ve never wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” – Britney Spears

5.“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” – Jessica Simpson

6.“I get to go to lots of overseas places like Canada.” – Britney Spears

7.“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.” – Tara Reid

8.“I think the Clueless movie was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think the lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” – Alicia Silverstone

9. (Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?) Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” – Heather Whitestone, Miss Alabama

10.“Is this chicken that I have or is it fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.” – Jessica Simpson

11.“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” – Christina Aguilera

12. “When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crack head with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.” – Nicole Richie

13“Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.” – Ivana Trump

14.“I was asked to cum 2 Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states"

Notice how they are all women

LOL. this is not a quote but i read that when jessica simpson was introduced to the secretary of the interior; she complemented him and commended him on the great job he was doing being the interior decorator of the white house. she apparently looked around and said he had done a great job with the place.

trekkie: LOL. this is not a quote but i read that when jessica simpson was introduced to the secretary of the interior; she complemented him and commended him on the great job he was doing being the interior decorator of the white house. she apparently looked around and said he had done a great job with the place.

lmao! American celebs can be so dumb.

^^^

.“Whenever I watch TV n see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death stuff.” – Mariah Carey
this takes the prize of the dumbest! oh mariah, watdahellll were u finking?

Akshow: .“Whenever I watch TV n see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death stuff.” – Mariah Carey
this takes the prize of the dumbest! oh mariah, watdahellll were u finking?

lmao!