MY FRIEND VISITED A PUBLIC TOILET UNAVOIDABLY.TO WORSEN THE CASE;IT WAS A

PIT TOILET.SHE INITIALLY DECLINED USING D PIT TOILET BUT WHEN

SERIOUSLY PRESSED;SHE RUSHED IN AND WITH D RUSH;HER PHONE DROPPED INSIDE D PIT.

THE TOILET WAS ALMOST FILLED UP WITH SHITS.D PHONE WAS EVEN

RINGING WHEN IT FELL.(VERY EXPENSIVE PHONE)I HAVE FORGOTTEN D NAME OF IT BUT IT

WAS A NOKIA BRAND.

SHE RAN OUT CRYING AND BEGGING PEOPLE TO HELP HER BUT SHE WAS ASKED TO PICK

UP D PHONE HERSELF SINCE IT WAS REACHABLE

SO IF You WERE D VICTIM ;WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

iif i was the victim i would slap yuu, a very hot one @ tht

tj_tj:

iif i was the victim i would slap yuu, a very hot one @ that

lol,

@TJ TJ
How many times did you fail WAEC? Simple question you cant answer.

This life is ridiculous!Is that how to greet your ex-hobby?Or you 're s*x starved?

Sorry oooooo.Try razor blade hole or better-still exhaust pipe hole of ur car if you have any.ok ?

@ aristole , I can see you also failed Physics in WAEC , If the phone was ringing when it fell in, it will go deeper into the Shit. Shit in that condition is a very soft and almost liquid material for your information, so your Best friend should forget about the phone that she deliberately donated to the maggots, Cockroaches, Toilet Flies and Rats known to dwell in Pit Toilets.

And maybe they can even start a business centre with the Phone and increase business for the Network provider of the Card inside the Phone.

@ohilebo

just relax nd listen to ur claim.PIT TOILET is not a sewage tank that has excess water in it that will enable the phone to sink but in a semi-solid form.You dont need to flush anything.Most people use tissue to clean up but few people use water.so u dont have much liquid in it.It will take time for it to sink and d scene i am narrating was just a 5 mins playlet ok?Have u ever been to a Public Pit Toilet?Well you can experiment it to get defeated .

@ aristole, seems you are the expert in PIT TOILET Issues.

Dumb Thread!!!

ohilebo:

@ aristole , I can see you also failed Physics in WAEC , If the phone was ringing when it fell in, it will go deeper into the Shit. Shit in that condition is a very soft and almost liquid material for your information, so your Best friend should forget about the phone that she deliberately donated to the maggots, Cockroaches, Toilet Flies and Rats known to dwell in Pit Toilets.

And maybe they can even start a business centre with the Phone and increase business for the Network provider of the Card inside the Phone.

I CAN SEE THAT SOME PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN'T DISTINGUISH BETWEEN FICTION AND REALITY. YOU TRULY FAILED WOEFULLY. KEEP IT UP. YOU WILL DEFINITELY PASS THE NEXT TIME

ARISTOLE I LIKE THE JOKE YOU TOO KEEP IT UP

@ kayowalemi , i don hear ooooooo Mr. Bookworm (A1) & 1st Class, FICTION AND REALITY Studies, Uninairaland

ohilebo:

@ kayowalemi , i don hear ooooooo Mr. Bookworm (A1) & 1st Class, FICTION AND REALITY Studies, Uninairaland

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU ARE A GOOD STUDENT. YOU LEARN THING VERY FAST, MY BOY

@KAYOWALEMI
Thanks! You can see blind critics and sabotuers?That's how they run after innocent souls to gather popularity here.But I refuse to be a victim.
Thumbs up !!!!

ohilebo:

@ aristole , I can see you also failed Physics in WAEC , If the phone was ringing when it fell in, it will go deeper into the Shit. Shit in that condition is a very soft and almost liquid material for your information, so your Best friend should forget about the phone that she deliberately donated to the maggots, Cockroaches, Toilet Flies and Rats known to dwell in Pit Toilets.

And maybe they can even start a business centre with the Phone and increase business for the Network provider of the Card inside the Phone.

I LIKE YOUR REPLY, DON'T GET ME WRONG. TRULY THOSE MAGGOTS NEEDS TO CALL ONE ANOTHER IN CASE A NEW AND FRESH SHIT JUST ARRIVE SO WHAT I WILL DO IS TO GET THEM MORE PHONES

@ kayowalemi , are u saying there is a business opportunity there? we can be partners u know,,

oHILEBO I have been thinking in that line but now that you brought it up. will you like to man the toilet for me because millions of maggots there will definitely generate serious money for us?

@post,

i pity d guy ooo

aristole:

@TJ TJ
How many times did you fail WAEC? Simple question you can't answer.

This life is ridiculous!Is that how to greet your ex-hobby?Or you 're s*x starved?

Sorry oooooo.Try razor blade hole or better-still exhaust pipe hole of your car if you have any.ok ?

wow, are u dat tight, hot and painful at d same time?
coool,
but d guy will get his "willy" squeezed, peeled and fried at d same time o




@poster

nice one,
clap for yaself

am scared for aristole her grammers

its true

victims of nokia loss, report here

nd those tht use pit toilets

@ kayowalemi, NO I WILL NOT, and as a Director I will suggest that we use the services of guys like,

SAM MILLA as a GGM,

tj_tj as the DGM Finance,

olulu  as security

Lolabbey as the Cleaner,

aristole as the Consultant to the Company.

This is job creation ooooooooo

Please let us find a good name  for this our GSM company.

ohilebo:

@ kayowalemi, NO I WILL NOT, and as a Director I will suggest that we use the services of guys like,

SAM MILLA as a GGM,

tj_tj as the DGM Finance,

olulu as security

Lolabbey as the Cleaner,

aristole as the Consultant to the Company.

This is job creation ooooooooo

Please let us find a good name for this our GSM company.

dis boy take ur time o,
wetin dey worry ur head,
u don kolo, or u wan kolo?

4 ur info,
i dn't work for money,
cos
money works for me
and
u can't pay my price
for
u are just a broke ass nigga



anyway, for ur business/company ,
u dn't have a business plan,
no feasibility report,
no promoter,
not even a business name,
u ain't got shit man,
cos u are d shit

@ olulu , who told you we don’t have shit, The Pit Toilet in concern is full of shit,

You may underrate the company now, but I promise you that soon and very soon, we are going to take over MTN, CELTEL, GLO etc, and we going to be YOUR BEST CONNECTION, MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER & RULE YOUR WORLD 

Please help us with a good name

HMM,

MY COMMENTS RESERVD

@ohilebo

u can make do with " SHIT PEOPLE INC."

ur mission statement= turning shit into wealth
vision statement= shit, shit , shit
face of " shit people inc" = tessybaby, no contest, she carry all d votes

d mission statmnt is

@ Lolabbey, more of the make it X 10

@ olulu , for your nice suggestion, i hereby declare you the first subscriber of  SHIT PEOPLE INC Communications , your gift na the 1st Sim Card of our  network.

But you have to send ur babe to come to my bedroom to collect it,, please let her come alone.

Ohilebo inviting delib to his bedroom. . . gays in the house.

@ gilgee , olulu is a male , are u saying that delib is his babe? I nor understand oooo

@ gilgee and ohilebo

u don kolo, na u b gay
i swing just one way
i no dey do anus o, na shit full there
i do strictly mutiple entry babies, 2 entry points upwards



@ohilebo

my babe?
ok, i fit send aristole to u, for obvious reasons.





Quote from: aristole on Yesterday at 01:29:25 PM
@TJ TJ
How many times did you fail WAEC? Simple question you can't answer.
   
This life is ridiculous!Is that how to greet your ex-hobby?Or you 're s*x starved?

Sorry oooooo.Try razor blade hole or better-still exhaust pipe hole of your car if you have any.ok ?        




u see, she is  tight, hot and painful at d same time
very coool, right?
so my guy, u will get ur "willy" squeezed, peeled and fried at d same time o