Ol' boy! As Blackberry don chop my money tire,
na im I come vex yesterday sell am, come take
some money buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging:O.
2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter,
firelighter etc #:-s.
3. Text message can be written with a toothpick
X_X.
4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa,
blackderry, i-porn, samswag
etc :x.
5. When an aeroplane passes by it records "One
missed call" >:/.
6. When a big truck hoots; it records "Charger
connected" 8-|.
7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says:
"One Bluetooth device found" =)).
8. When a fine gal passes by u, it says "Ur
favourite food found" :$.
9. When an ugly gal passes, it says, "Virus
detected" :|.
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for
screen: "No contact found, u are hooked with
me" . I don hear wee for dis chinco oooo .