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Gone To Meet With Thou Lord by Nobody: 6:35pm On Apr 04, 2013
She married and had 13 children.Then her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children.Again,­ her husband died.

She married third time and had 5 more children.After a long life, she finally died after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the priest prayed for her.
"He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."’

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, ‘Do you think he means her first, second or third husband

’The friend replied, ‘I think he means her legs.’
Re: Gone To Meet With Thou Lord by sats: 8:12pm On Apr 04, 2013
good humour

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Re: Gone To Meet With Thou Lord by passionate88: 8:18am On Aug 11, 2014
Nice one

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