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Me And My China Phone! by 175(m): 10:13am On Apr 05, 2013 |
Ol' boy! As Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, come take some money buy China phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!! 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging:O 2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc #:s 3. Text message can be written with a toothpick X_X 4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-p.orn, samswag etc 5. When an aeroplane passes by it records "One missed call" 6. When a big truck hoots; it records "Charger connected" 7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says: "OneBluetooth device found" 8. When a fine gal passes by u, it says "Ur favourite food found" 9. When an ugly gal passes, it says, "Virus detected" Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo? Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen: "No contact found, u are hooked with me". I don hear wee for dis chinco oooo |
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