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My China Phone For Sale! Who Go Buy? by taurus21: 12:49am On Sep 17, 2014
My Blackberry don chop my money tire, na him I come vex yestaday sell am, come take some money buy China phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!!

1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nailcutter, Firelighter etc.

3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef.

4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-pon, samswag etc.

5. When aeroplane pass e go record"One missed Call".

6. When a big car horn; e go show"Charger connected"

7. When Chinese man pass e go show:"One Bluetooth device found"

8. When fine lady waka pass, e go show "WiFi On"

9. When ugly lady waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected"
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo?Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen say "No contact found"
Ha baaaaaaa!

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Re: My China Phone For Sale! Who Go Buy? by overthrow(m): 8:41am On Sep 17, 2014
taurus21: My Blackberry don chop my money tire, na him I come vex yestaday sell am, come take some money buy China phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!!

1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nailcutter, Firelighter etc.

3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef.

4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-pon, samswag etc.

5. When aeroplane pass e go record"One missed Call".

6. When a big car horn; e go show"Charger connected"

7. When Chinese man pass e go show:"One Bluetooth device found"

8. When fine lady waka pass, e go show "WiFi On"

9. When ugly lady waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected"
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo?Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen say "No contact found"
Ha baaaaaaa!

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