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Some Annoying Facebook/bbm Updates! by Ask4bigneyo(m): 10:18pm On Apr 07, 2013
SOME ANNOYING FACEBOOK UPDATES:

1. Gud night pals! (So make we cry?)

2. Am back pals! (From... where? Prison or
hospital?).

3. My heart is broken, I wil never luv again (No
b new thin).

4. Am gonna b off 4 a while (Safe journey, no
be force 2 use facebook).

5. Am back! Did u miss me? (I didn't even
notice u had gone...Duh!).

6. I luv my Boo (Tel him, nt us).

7. Accra on my mind (Ehen? Why u dey tel me?
Na me wan gve u transport FARE?).

8. So Angry (Go fight who provoke u )(y).

9. Pple r wicked (Na 2day u jst dey knw?).

10. Am in luv (No b news).

11. I saw an angel (Na demon u 4 see ke).

12. Moni on my mind (Na so? Here resemble
UBA? Go rob bank).

13. Ur pix looks nice (I knw b4 I put am).

14. Oh God my flight is delayed (Take a Bus).

15. New luk (Wetin b our business?).

16. Am tired of dis life (Who send u cum b4?).

17. I am off 2 church (Na Kweku Bonsam
place u 4 go).

18. Mail Loadin (U be conductor?).

19. I luv Kamsolo so much (Who is dat nd y
should we care)

Kip it rolin...ADD URS
Re: Some Annoying Facebook/bbm Updates! by bingbagbo(m): 10:27pm On Apr 07, 2013
i am going to the toilet...

10,000 people like this wink
Re: Some Annoying Facebook/bbm Updates! by ayobase(m): 10:28pm On Apr 07, 2013
Don't be a sadist!

Some are INDEED annoying sha!

But friend tells everything to a friend!
Re: Some Annoying Facebook/bbm Updates! by sheedy407(m): 10:58pm On Apr 07, 2013
Every friday,if u always notice,ur bbm updates or facebook even twitter updates are always TGIF mean thank GOD its friday.Why write all dis when we all have calenders at home and its even the jobless people that write it alot as if they have been working all tru monday-friday and need weekend to relax.na wa oh.

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Re: Some Annoying Facebook/bbm Updates! by Ask4bigneyo(m): 7:35am On Apr 08, 2013
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