A guy had been admiring his neighbor’s wife. The neighbor’s wife always give him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other.
The guy didn’t know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires cos she’s married.
So One day the lady herself approached the guy alone in his apartment.
GUY: hi.
LADY: Hi
GUY: Is everything alright?
LADY: Yes. Just need little help from u (Smiling seductively.
GUY: wow! Anything 4 the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…just don’t know how to say dis. I’ll be so ashamed of myself if I ask and you say no.
GUY: oh my lady. U don’t have to. I am ready to do anything 4 u.
LADY: U know, it’s been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled…
GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he’s around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities…
GUY: Oh poor you… You must have been going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be stronger than him…
GUY: Sure.
LADY: Can u help me?
GUY: Wow! Now? Sure, I’m ready if you are ready.
LADY: oh thank goodness! that’s why I came to u.
Can u help me carry our Refrigerator from our kitchento the next street for repairs?…

A hot secretary came out angry out of her boss' office,her colleague asked "What happened? You went in happy and came outangry."
She replied, "he asked me if am free tonight?I said absolutely free! Then the bastard gave me 45 pages totype!"

Akpos was being dischargd from Mathare Mental
Hospital after doctors thought he was finaly back to
normal, he was put in an ambulance to be taken
back home. He claimed he knew the house so he led
the
doctors. They took him to lekki as he claimed thats where he lived. just as they approached a certain
house 2 kids dressed in unifoms came out of the
house, akpos screamed,"those are my children
going
to school" a minute later a woman came out of the
same house and akpos screamed "that's my wife, she is late for
work." This time the doctors were convinced akpos
was ok and took him out of the ambulance but was
still in chains, just as they were about unlocking the
chains, a man came out of thehouse and akpos
screamed "Yes now that's megoing for work." if you were d doctor what would U do?

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