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Gosh!laff It Out. by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:40pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
A guy had been admiring his neighbor’s wife. The neighbor’s wife always give him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. The guy didn’t know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires cos she’s married. So One day the lady herself approached the guy alone in his apartment. GUY: hi. LADY: Hi GUY: Is everything alright? LADY: Yes. Just need little help from u (Smiling seductively. GUY: wow! Anything 4 the angel. LADY: I…I…I…just don’t know how to say dis. I’ll be so ashamed of myself if I ask and you say no. GUY: oh my lady. U don’t have to. I am ready to do anything 4 u. LADY: U know, it’s been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled… GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes! LADY: And even when he’s around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities… GUY: Oh poor you… You must have been going through hell! LADY: I know you’ll be stronger than him… GUY: Sure. LADY: Can u help me? GUY: Wow! Now? Sure, I’m ready if you are ready. LADY: oh thank goodness! that’s why I came to u. Can u help me carry our Refrigerator from our kitchento the next street for repairs?… 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Gosh!laff It Out. by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:47pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
A hot secretary came out angry out of her boss' office,her colleague asked "What happened? You went in happy and came outangry." She replied, "he asked me if am free tonight?I said absolutely free! Then the bastard gave me 45 pages totype!" 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Gosh!laff It Out. by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:56pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Akpos was being dischargd from Mathare Mental Hospital after doctors thought he was finaly back to normal, he was put in an ambulance to be taken back home. He claimed he knew the house so he led the doctors. They took him to lekki as he claimed thats where he lived. just as they approached a certain house 2 kids dressed in unifoms came out of the house, akpos screamed,"those are my children going to school" a minute later a woman came out of the same house and akpos screamed "that's my wife, she is late for work." This time the doctors were convinced akpos was ok and took him out of the ambulance but was still in chains, just as they were about unlocking the chains, a man came out of thehouse and akpos screamed "Yes now that's megoing for work." if you were d doctor what would U do? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Gosh!laff It Out. by ABAOmi(m): 11:24pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Mtcheeeew! Poster u be ODE |
Re: Gosh!laff It Out. by bingbagbo(m): 3:15pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
NICE COLLECTIONS....THUMBS UP |
Re: Gosh!laff It Out. by wassade: 5:49pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
C n P tinz |
Re: Gosh!laff It Out. by bingbagbo(m): 5:57pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
wassade: C n P tinz SHATTAP !!!!! WHEN YOU TOO GO POST YOUR OWN JOKE? |
Re: Gosh!laff It Out. by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:00pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
ÄBÄƔƠ̴̴̴̴̴͡mi:madman |
Re: Gosh!laff It Out. by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:02pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: NICE COLLECTIONS....THUMBS UPthanks my president |
Re: Gosh!laff It Out. by bingbagbo(m): 3:43pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: |
Re: Gosh!laff It Out. by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:18pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
wassade: C n P tinzBush Fowl |
Re: Gosh!laff It Out. by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:05pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
ÄBÄƔƠ̴̴̴̴̴͡mi:IDIOT |
Re: Gosh!laff It Out. by Nobody: 6:41pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Nice jokes |
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