CHURCH SERVICE (IN THE NEAR FUTURE!)
PASTOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!
PASTOR: Can we please turn our tablet PC,
iPad, Cellphone, KindleBibles to 1 Cor.
13:13....! And please switch on your Bluetooth
to download the sermon.... !
PASTOR: Let us pray committing this week
into God's hands. Open your WhatsApp, BBM,
Twitter and Facebook and chat with your God.
Come on...in the name of Jesus...!
PASTOR: Please have your credit and debit
cards ready as we shall now take tithes and
offerings. You can log on to the church Wi-Fi
using the password Lord909887. [Ushers
circulate mobile card swipe machines among
the worshipers. Those who prefer to make
electronic funds transfers are directed to
computers and laptops at the rear of the
church and those who prefer to use iPads
allowed to flip them open. Those who prefer
telephone banking are allowed to take out their
cellphones to transfer their contributions to the
church bank account!]!-) The holy atmosphere
is truly electric as the cellphones , iPads, PCs
and laptops beep and flicker!
[Announcement] SECRETARY: This week's cell
meetings shall be held on the various
Facebook group pages where the usual group
chatting takes place.: Please don't miss out.
Thursday's bible teachings will be held live on
Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.
You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend
for counseling and
prayers! ...LOOOOOOLZ! ...Happy
Sunday to y'll

Apocalypse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ney! The end is nigh.

There are virtual churches on net already.

I want to ask: so there is no church without money payment(contribution) etc?