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Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by celinedion: 8:35am On Oct 02, 2008
if you are a member of the church of satan please drop a note here.
new members are welcomed. our parent church is america with members including celine dion and several others.
Barack Obama is a secret member and will declare his membership immediately after winning elections.
you are guaranteed a visa to the usa for our annual convention in february next year. members are usually stupendously rich because we connect you fast. be the first to join this elite church in nigeria. we are not a cult. you are free to leave the church if you are not satisfied but it rarely if ever happens.
so, are you ready to join?
drop a note here

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by kaydkay(m): 10:44am On Oct 02, 2008
celinedion:

if you are a member of the church of satan please drop a note here.
new members are welcomed. our parent church is america with members including celine dion and several others.
Barack Obama is a secret member and will declare his membership immediately after winning elections.
you are guaranteed a visa to the usa for our annual convention in february next year. members are usually stupendously rich because we connect you fast. be the first to join this elite church in nigeria. we are not a cult. you are free to leave the church if you are not satisfied but it rarely if ever happens.
so, are you ready to join?
drop a note here

@celindione,

If ds is a joke abeg stop am! am so sure u will be d only one dr and pls stop calling it a 'CHURCH'!!
Covet or Temple will be fit your description.

Jesus Is Lord!!

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by javalove(m): 10:56am On Oct 02, 2008
na wa ooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!! esu odara !!!!
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by celinedion: 10:58am On Oct 02, 2008
kaydkay:

@celindione,

If ds is a joke abeg stop am! am so sure u will be d only one dr and please stop calling it a 'CHURCH'!!
Covet or Temple will be fit your description.

Jesus Is Lord!!

who told you they dont preach jesus in church of satan.
bible is used to preach and you will enjoy it. want an application form?

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by IDINRETE: 11:38am On Oct 02, 2008
javalove:

na wa ooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!! esu odara !!!!

please stop equating satan of the bible to esu odara larooye arogbo okiri oko onile orita. it is a misnomer. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by celinedion: 12:40pm On Oct 02, 2008
IDINRETE:

please stop equating satan of the bible to esu odara larooye arogbo okiri oko onile orita. it is a misnomer. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
wa sere omo. i feel you jare.
wetin be your name, ESUGBEMI OR ESUPEMI OR ESUBAMIDELE?

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by usiekiti: 12:48pm On Oct 02, 2008
celinedion:

wa sere omo. i feel you jare.
wetin be your name, ESUGBEMI OR ESUPEMI OR ESUBAMIDELE?
who is the general overseer of the church of satan?
we all know their regional bishop in nigeria IS IDINRETE.

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by IDINRETE: 1:13pm On Oct 02, 2008
usi ekiti:

who is the general overseer of the church of satan?
we all know their regional bishop in nigeria IS IDINRETE.



usi ekiti alawada baba sala ni e o
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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by disease(m): 2:15pm On Oct 02, 2008
If u want to go to Hellfire, here is the easy ticket - Church of Satan.
Why devil still put church for the front?
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by IDINRETE: 2:27pm On Oct 02, 2008
disease:

If u want to go to Hellfire, here is the easy ticket - Church of Satan.
Why devil still put church for the front?

where is the hellfire located?
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by usiekiti: 9:39pm On Oct 02, 2008
IDINRETE:

where is the hellfire located?
FIRE ON IDINRETE.
IF I MAY ADD, WHY IS HELL FIRE ELUDING ALL OUR ASTRONOMICAL TELESCOPE SINCE ALL THESE YEARS?
HELL IS NIGERIA I BEG
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by obinna5000(m): 12:58pm On Oct 03, 2008
Church of Satan was established in 1966 by Anton Szandor LaVey and he is the author of the delusional book called The Satanic Bible.

And can u imagine, how can satan have sins of his own:

The Nine Satanic Sins
Stupidity
Pretentiousness
Solipsism
Self-deceit
Herd Conformity
Lack of Perspective
Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
Counterproductive Pride
Lack of Aesthetics

This your so called 'Church' of Satan where u practise ur so-called Satanism is nothing but an institution formed by a delusional man.

It should never be called a Church.

@celinedion
Become a born-again Christian today and accept Jesus Christ as ur Lordand Saviour. You can never find peace with this ur so-called Satanism.

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by LitenCee(m): 1:35pm On Oct 03, 2008
celinedion:

if you are a member of the church of satan please drop a note here.
new members are welcomed. our parent church is america with members including celine dion and several others.
Barack Obama is a secret member and will declare his membership immediately after winning elections.
you are guaranteed a visa to the usa for our annual convention in february next year. members are usually stupendously rich because we connect you fast. be the first to join this elite church in nigeria. we are not a cult. you are free to leave the church if you are not satisfied but it rarely if ever happens.
so, are you ready to join?
drop a note here

grin grin grin are you for real ? so there are satanists in NL ? no wonder i've been seeing smokes here and there. so when are guys planning to have the anti-christ roll out? chai !!. some time ago one inlaw of my auntie said he is goin to join the occult ,and my auntie said 'if you cut money no problem we go carry am keep, if you cut yourself half and half we dig ground troway you' grin grin
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by pussylover: 11:43pm On Oct 03, 2008
Sign me up sharp sharp!!! wink

And i aint joking!

Do they have a branch here in naija? what do they preach? how is their groups like, do you have to pay tithes or pray? I hope not because that will be a major turn -off!
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by RiffRaff: 4:47pm On Oct 17, 2008
sign me up to be your treasurer, i hope you people have money? wink
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by Viable(m): 6:58pm On Oct 20, 2008
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if you are a member of the church of saSatanlease drop a note here.
new members are welcomed. our parent church is america with members including celine dion and several others.
Barack Obama is a secret member and will declare his membership immediately after winning elections.
you are guaranteed a visa to the usa for our annual convention in february next year. members are usually stupendously rich because we connect you fast. be the first to join this elite church in nigeria. we

celinedion or whatever you call yourself , please don't drag Obama into this. Nairaland is an international forum of repute and not a place where people can say anything they like.

What evidence do you have to prove that Barack Obama is a secret member of your
church of satan?

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by lysaa(f): 8:01pm On Oct 20, 2008
hell NO! I'm not dropping lines to become a memeber but to announce my heart felt condolence to those signing on to this free ticket to death and hell.

Jesus Christ is Real, Alive, the Truth and the only Life(& Way) guranteed to God Almighty. No 2 lives to live, after death comes judgement. Here u are faced with life and death but I say to u today, choose life that u may live.

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever (satanist or not) belives in Him should not perish but have Eternal Life.

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by Adexluv(m): 9:32pm On Oct 20, 2008
I need jaaazzz ooooo
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by uniqueben: 7:33pm On Oct 31, 2008
i need to know how one becomes a member am very much interested infact am tired of all these churches that are filled with pretence, please how do i get hooked?

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by MrCrackles(m): 7:37pm On Oct 31, 2008
chei, thread awon omo lucipher leyi ooo

quietly legs it via the back door and slam the door shut

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by uniqueben: 7:51pm On Oct 31, 2008
nawa-o nothin person no go see bros next time you wan joke no dey joke high level joke. na who u wan deceive? if u get spiritual problems go meet better man of God make e pray for u or u fit halla me for my email make i help u arrange prayer worriors wey go pray no dey find person wey go follow u go hell fire?
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by Pepeye(f): 8:55pm On Nov 01, 2008
Joining forces with devil, he is already defeated  …joining him does not

translate to being wealthy mister! Jesus is Lord and He is alive and He’s


blessing’s maketh rich and addeth no sorrow with it!!  PROVERBS 10-22

And Promotion comes neither from the east, nor from the west, nor from

the south but from the Lord!!! PSALM 75- 6

While some trust in chariots and some in horse; but we will remember

the name of the Lord our God. PSALMS 20-7

JESUS IS LORD!!

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by carmelily: 8:59am On Nov 04, 2008
Hmm which Obama be that?

wait till all those people you've falsely accused of belonging to your church catch you and sue your satanic Bottom. Anyway, i think this is a joke lol. cheesy grin wink
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by sylve11: 9:04am On Nov 04, 2008
pussylover:

Sign me up sharp sharp!!! wink

And i aint joking!

Do they have a branch here in naija? what do they preach? how is their groups like, do you have to pay tithes or pray? I hope not because that will be a major turn -off!

I never wanted to comment on this satanism or devilnism issue, but i see that you are very annoying ( God almighty please forgive me ). So you want to tell me that you didn't see what Mrs. Celine Dion or Mrs. Dion Celine posted before you started asking daftish questions like if they have branch in Naija. My guy i beg fly! angry
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by DamiD: 10:04am On Nov 04, 2008
I'm glad I dont have to fill an application to enter the Church of Christ.
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by deebrain(m): 4:18pm On Nov 04, 2008
And someone told me that Satan was not a NIGERIAN?

It is only Nigerians i know that can know all these "them say" and "they said" and many of them actually make these rumours in the most SATANIC ways!!!
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by ud4u: 4:36pm On Nov 05, 2008
wonders shall never end, signs of end time,
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by whytoz: 5:48pm On Dec 08, 2008
love to join,
mail me to know all it takes to be a member.
whytoz@yahoo.com

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by teissys(f): 8:39am On Dec 16, 2008
How we get carried away because of illusive riches and wealth is disappointing. God sees all those who are misleading His sheep, plus the sheep who have lost faith in Him and are letting themselves be misled.
Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by busybein: 6:09pm On Dec 16, 2008
the fear of THE LORD is d beginning of wisdom

OH LORD FORGIVE THEM,FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

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Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by teissys(f): 6:17pm On Dec 22, 2008
Amen

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