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Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by tufe(m): 10:26am On Apr 21, 2008
OK OK OK

@ All

since ya'll insisted, i'll tell you. I gave it to night nurse all night long. she cudnt walk straight the next day, and ever since, she's been begging me for more.

as D'banj said.

she wouldnt leave me alone, always calling MY PHONE

FILE !!!
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 12:15pm On Apr 21, 2008
praise heavens tufe can now bla bla bla it took me seven good yrs to train this olorin nla now am glad my effort has paid off, he graduated wid honors in bla blalogy cool

nightie how are you grin grin grin grin wink
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by ayusman16(m): 12:37pm On Apr 21, 2008
Congratulations Tufe! Welcome to the club!
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by SamMilla1(m): 12:57pm On Apr 21, 2008
why are u welcoming him without my approval
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by tufe(m): 1:31pm On Apr 21, 2008
clemz, thanx.

sam, na wetin be ur business

ayus, i was in the club b4 you wink
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by saucekid(m): 3:24pm On Apr 21, 2008
thank God he's graduated
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by jaymobb(m): 6:46pm On Apr 21, 2008
finally
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by tufe(m): 6:56pm On Apr 21, 2008
halleluyah !!!
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by saucekid(m): 8:02pm On Apr 21, 2008
we go kill goat na grin
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by joey007(m): 8:04pm On Apr 21, 2008
am back again
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by saucekid(m): 8:07pm On Apr 21, 2008
who ask where you go b4?
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by tpia: 8:59pm On Apr 21, 2008
Yesterday I was passing by your rectangular house in trignometric lane,there I saw You with your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eye balls and You were standing in your triangular garden.Before seeing You,my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude(likeness)from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated and my love for You forms a quadratic equation which only You can solve by making good binary relation with me,this cosine of my love 2 You extends to infinity.I promise You that I should not resolve You into partial fractions but if I do so,You can integrate me! This I promise You!.


funny.

are you an engineer or something.
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by saucekid(m): 9:17pm On Apr 21, 2008
probably a carpenter
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by ituen(m): 11:25pm On Apr 21, 2008
tufe:

OK OK OK

@ All

since ya'll insisted, i'll tell you. I gave it to night nurse all night long. she cudnt walk straight the next day, and ever since, she's been begging me for more.

as D'banj said.

she wouldnt leave me alone, always calling MY PHONE

FILE !!!



LAWWWWWWDD!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked


Well i dont blame you, Tufe

What do you get when you make love to ur housegirl and at the same time, staring at a black and grey photocopy of nitnurse's pix?
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 9:34am On Apr 22, 2008
forget ur misyarn iteun the deed is done, signed, sealed and filed in my institute cabinet ha ha ha

lol tufe am impressed u dint waste ur years at my institute grin
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by tufe(m): 9:46am On Apr 22, 2008
thanx clem wink, your coaching was very very wonderful.

@ituen, just take heart my brother. Nightie is still yours, and no one else's.
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 10:13am On Apr 22, 2008
ur welcome olori oko grin

iteun all is well ur wifes are intact go forth and multiply
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by tufe(m): 3:42pm On Apr 22, 2008
. . thus says madam clem
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by sincity(m): 6:04pm On Apr 22, 2008
See me see trobule shocked

I just returned from my trip to the jungles of Kenya and to see u all bad-mouthing my Runs (Nitenurse), u guys don't have any respect at all.

And u the supposed ex-hubby, and u call urself a chief.

Just wait till i get back fully
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by ituen(m): 7:59pm On Apr 22, 2008
SHARRRRRRAAAPPPPPPP your KANDA mouth
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by saucekid(m): 8:58pm On Apr 22, 2008
he no even get mouth sef
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by ituen(m): 12:59am On Apr 23, 2008
na MANDIBLES im get?
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 10:47am On Apr 23, 2008
yes na
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by tufe(m): 11:30am On Apr 23, 2008
where the maxilla go na?
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by holythug(m): 11:48am On Apr 23, 2008
tufe:

. . thus says madam clem
Madam clem ke. . .?
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by tufe(m): 11:57am On Apr 23, 2008
do u have somethig in mind
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by holythug(m): 12:03pm On Apr 23, 2008
ummm. . .hermaphrodite?!
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by tufe(m): 12:08pm On Apr 23, 2008
**dailing clem's number**
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by holythug(m): 12:11pm On Apr 23, 2008
undecided  
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by tufe(m): 12:15pm On Apr 23, 2008
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by holythug(m): 12:55pm On Apr 23, 2008
wetin b ummmmm
Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by tufe(m): 1:45pm On Apr 23, 2008
when u find out, tell me

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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