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Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by gameboy727(m): 3:17pm On Apr 27, 2013
Really cool here. Just finished
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Nobody: 3:30pm On Apr 27, 2013
Slimzy baby: In lagos the examinations started in 2hour 4rm exams time and our envegelator was too much harsh dat we jambites was nt hapi hw they treated us .am just praying to God so dat i shuld make it and be in uneversity by dis september.

This is fu'c'king hysterics



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Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Nobody: 3:34pm On Apr 27, 2013
ajanaku2:

Did you hear him/her speak?


lol, don't mind all these naira-landers that claims monopoly of knowledge.
look at hw u pointed out his own errors while he was trying to run some1 else down.
u thought him a bitter lesson in humility.
reminds me of a dictum in law which states that he who seeks equity must come with a clean hand.

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Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by franchizy(m): 3:44pm On Apr 27, 2013
In Uniben I can saw d Jamb candidatures wroting there exams peaceful. They wroting the exam witout expo though we r help dem do machinary outside.

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Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by passionate88: 3:48pm On Apr 27, 2013
franchizy: In Uniben I can saw d Jamb candidatures wroting there exams peaceful. They wroting the exam witout expo though we r help dem do machinary outside.
I couldn't stop myself. Me like d post.

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Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by LogoJ(m): 3:48pm On Apr 27, 2013
Same here in unilorin about 2 hours ago, although as usual, no coordination. We stayed late outside and got tired
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Ndjones(m): 3:50pm On Apr 27, 2013
Slimzy baby: In lagos the examinations started in 2hour 4rm exams time and our envegelator was too much harsh dat we jambites was nt hapi hw they treated us.am just praying to God so dat i shuld make it and be in uneversity by dis september.
My guy forget about University go be apprentice. Haba!
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Excellentspirit(f): 4:07pm On Apr 27, 2013
franchizy: In Uniben I can saw d Jamb candidatures wroting there exams peaceful. They wroting the exam witout expo though we r help dem do machinary outside.
heheheheheheeh. Fellow Unibenite u re so on point. I don laff i wan knackam for mi head 4 ground. U de mad madt o,hope u re nt reporting frm Hall 3 block B. #wink
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Tjohnnay: 4:20pm On Apr 27, 2013
fatdon1: How can i tell u when am writting the paper itself? Abi u want the invegelator to collect my paper
u b idiiiot o, u dey exam hall dey chat, all of una knw crius @all
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Nobody: 4:27pm On Apr 27, 2013
Obere4u: Expo following well in FUTO
omor Y U DEY CAST?

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Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Nobody: 4:40pm On Apr 27, 2013
I SMOKED WIF MA OMR SHEET INSIDE THE HALL.
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by soarz(m): 4:43pm On Apr 27, 2013
I wish all success
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by kazeem1086(m): 4:49pm On Apr 27, 2013
lol...
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Slimzybaby(m): 4:52pm On Apr 27, 2013
Ndjones:
My guy forget about University go be apprentice. Haba!
See wat i whon't tolerate 4rm u is u lafing me ova wat i hv write.i no u was jealousy and envy 4me bt i dnt care wat u said.i knw by septemba i wil be student in unevasity,so if u doesntd like wat i write pls go and hog tlansforma.do u here me?

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Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Tnot(m): 5:04pm On Apr 27, 2013
My brother made a silly mistake in the English part of the questions. He answered Type I questions instead of Type B.
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by prologue: 5:10pm On Apr 27, 2013
Slimzy baby: See wat i whon't tolerate 4rm u is u lafing me ova wat i hv write.i no u was jealousy and envy 4me bt i dnt care wat u said.i knw by septemba i wil be student in unevasity,so if u doesntd like wat i write pls go and hog tlansforma.do u here me?
Ride on. You have made ma week. Come sept. U will be there. Just believe in yourself. If u can't find any, u can as well build one.
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by onyengbu: 5:11pm On Apr 27, 2013
byrron:


lol, don't mind all these naira-landers that claims monopoly of knowledge.
look at hw u pointed out his own errors while he was trying to run some1 else down.
u thought him a bitter lesson in humility.
reminds me of a dictum in law which states that he who [size=14pt]seeks[/size] equity must come with a clean hand.

grin grin grin grin
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Nobody: 5:15pm On Apr 27, 2013
Slimzy baby: In lagos the examinations started in 2hour 4rm exams time and our envegelator was too much harsh dat we jambites was nt hapi hw they treated us.am just praying to God so dat i shuld make it and be in uneversity by dis september.
no be only envegelator na envelopegator,simple english you cannot speak.mumu and u wan pass jamb.
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Pontaboki: 5:21pm On Apr 27, 2013
Ninilowo: Maiduguri is cool n calm near BOKO ARE RAMS camp. Exam almost completed grin
Exam is almost completed in Baga Town near Lake Chad,area is calm and quiet with some remaining corpses of Boko still littered around.
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by passionate88: 5:25pm On Apr 27, 2013
No problem as far as im answer say na type I im dey shade. So u no see im type send am na Type I u go send am?.
Tnot: My brother made a silly mistake in the English part of the questions. He answered Type I questions instead of Type B.
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by pappyshun(m): 5:32pm On Apr 27, 2013
Useless JAMB!Dey just fall my hand sha!My invigilator insisted we my read instructions on the cover page of question paper before anything so as a sharp guy like me and other fellow nairalanders i quickly spotted 3hrs 30mins and immediately below it i saw instruction.I told myself kai JAMB don suffer 3hrs 30mis to digest instructions alone?Whao!Surely this is gonna be our last attempt.After spending the above mentioned time memorising the instructions suddenly i heard stop everybody..I smiled cos i felt now i can start with question 1 of my english essay.My guy GEJ was at that point begging Mr Iku for more time.I thought within me this stupid guy wan Bleep up..It was then i realised JAMB had misled me.Now how do i defend my genius status before vero my babe?What do i tell my community that contributed to buy my form?
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by abY2: 5:42pm On Apr 27, 2013
here in Aba,Abia State,the exam was sweet.trust Aba na, we no dey carry last
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Tnot(m): 5:44pm On Apr 27, 2013
passionate88: No problem as far as im answer say na type I im dey shade. So u no see im type send am na Type I u go send am?.

I did not send anything to him because he left his phone @ home.
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Evestar200(f): 6:10pm On Apr 27, 2013
Warri exam too sweet,,c as everybody dy dance azonto nd kukere dy go hux,,vigilator nor fit do anyhw na,,he want make nak akpako 4 im head
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by vizboy(m): 6:14pm On Apr 27, 2013
I don finish jare. Photocopying things on point. I even finish in less than 1 hour time come dey wait when invigilator go colect. Jamb Na rubbish na post jamb go tell those make be student.

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Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by nbright: 7:07pm On Apr 27, 2013
Tnot:

I did not send anything to him because he left his phone @ home.
Sorry dude... Was just joking.. He is safe
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by OmoKhary(f): 7:25pm On Apr 27, 2013
Slimzy baby: What is wrong wit wat i had write,do u tink dat i dnt knew english?for ur awareness i get english B2 in my waec time.anyway u are very free to corect me
osanobua!!!lwkmd!!
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Sammiel: 7:29pm On Apr 27, 2013
Odunharry:
sure u wanna get admitted this year?re-read ur post
don't mind him. It seems most of them can't even write a simple letter and yet they want to go to the university.
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Nobody: 7:31pm On Apr 27, 2013
byrron:


lol, don't mind all these naira-landers that claims monopoly of knowledge.
look at hw u pointed out his own errors while he was trying to run some1 else down.
u thought him a bitter lesson in humility.
reminds me of a dictum in law which states that he who seeks equity must come with a clean hand.

My guess is that you had a very poor secondary education, you're not alone though.
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Nobody: 7:42pm On Apr 27, 2013
vizboy: I don finish jare. Photocopying things on point. I even finish in less than 1 hour time come dey wait when invigilator go colect. Jamb Na rubbish na post jamb go tell those make be student.
So you answered 250 questions in 60minutes,(including the 2 english passages) wow. Your speed is legendary. Your speed is around 5 questions per minute. Na wa o
Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by kaysy(m): 7:49pm On Apr 27, 2013
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Re: Reports From Different JAMB Centers by Nobody: 8:03pm On Apr 27, 2013
Slimzy baby: What is wrong wit wat i had write,do u tink dat i dnt knew english?for ur awareness i get english B2 in my waec time.anyway u are very free to corect me
lord have mercy!!!!! Are you speaking english or spanish?which one tell me because what I can see from here is you are speaking rubbish and not english.

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