Can somebody help me to ask NOLLYWOOD to
please answer these important questions ?

1. How Nkem Owoh be Mr. Ibu's father? Are they not mate?

2.How can a ghost look left n right before crossing
the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’

3.Why does the TV go off by itself after the
‘breaking news’?

4.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?

5. Why must every advert Start with a loud
scream?

6.Why must every juju part be represented by
lightening n thunder under the bright sunlight?

7.Why do Nigerian movies always have part one to
five?

8.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s dad…
Any resemblance?

9.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to see
you my son”?

10.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from
America n speaking with a fake British accent?

11.Why is it that the characters die or run mad
immediately after their confessions?

12.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy
Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come?

13. How can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-Go
bag?

14.Must all hired assassins be found in
uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem
papa house?’

15.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return of The
Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3?
WHY?

16 Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood
movies,why?

17.Why will d parents call their child 3 times nd ask
him/her how many time did I call you? ‘Dem no
sabi count?’

18.When poor people come to Lagos to struggle
dey always make it, if na so why poor people still
dey Lagos.
Add ur own pls!

We now have good nollywood movies , everything you list here were used in the 190's ...plus don't forget they act out our culture hence those things come to place , because that is who we are

Abeg speak for yourself, that's not me and my culture

@op, a witch in a movie is also a witch in real life alas, Camilla Mberekpe

ohaleoghene: We now have good nollywood movies , everything you list here were used in the 190's ...plus don't forget they act out our culture hence those things come to place , because that is who we are

Yeah, yeah, YEAH! I do think this particular topic has been given quite its share of attention. Infact, this is like beating a dead horse.

Let's try to see the good in nollywood for once - even if its hard for us.

Ijele-igbo:
Can somebody help me to ask NOLLYWOOD to
please answer these important questions ?

1. How Nkem Owoh be Mr. Ibu's father? Are they not mate?

2.How can a ghost look left n right before crossing
the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’

3.Why does the TV go off by itself after the
‘breaking news’?

4.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?

5. Why must every advert Start with a loud
scream?

6.Why must every juju part be represented by
lightening n thunder under the bright sunlight?

7.Why do Nigerian movies always have part one to
five?

8.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s dad…
Any resemblance?

9.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to see
you my son”?

10.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from
America n speaking with a fake British accent?

11.Why is it that the characters die or run mad
immediately after their confessions?

12.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy
Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come?

13. How can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-Go
bag?

14.Must all hired assassins be found in
uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem
papa house?’

15.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return of The
Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3?
WHY?

16 Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood
movies,why?

17.Why will d parents call their child 3 times nd ask
him/her how many time did I call you? ‘Dem no
sabi count?’

18.When poor people come to Lagos to struggle
dey always make it, if na so why poor people still
dey Lagos.
Add ur own pls!

Why is it that a prince/princess alway falls in love with a poor person.
Why is gentle jack always a bodyguard.
Why does ghost disappears or appears with a sound track.
Why are Nollywood ghosts always on white outfit.
Why does a bad person don't go scott free. etc

ohaleoghene: We now have good nollywood movies , everything you list here were used in the 190's ...plus don't forget they act out our culture hence those things come to place , because that is who we are

Does our culture include acting the unreal.

Briareos: Yeah, yeah, YEAH! I do think this particular topic has been given quite its share of attention. Infact, this is like beating a dead horse.

Let's try to see the good in nollywood for once - even if its hard for us.

Hollywood is where they are now all because of critics, their movies are criticize b4 it's release, that makes the film makers to step up.
If not 4 critics, Nollywood wouldn't have been where they're at now, that is 2 over 100 (my own rating).

tony ayo:
Hollywood is where they are now all because of critics, their movies are criticize b4 it's release, that makes the film makers to step up.
If not 4 critics, Nollywood wouldn't have been where they're at now, that is 2 over 100 (my own rating).

There is a clear difference between 'criticism' and 'making mockery of', my dear friend.

If you have 18 questions for Nollywood, I have upto 100 important questions for hollywood . The father of all lies. But, people like OP will never see the pack of lies in Hollywood . I smh 4 Nigerians

speedyboi: If you have 18 questions for Nollywood, I have upto 100 important questions for hollywood . The father of all lies. But, people like OP will never see the pack of lies in Hollywood . I smh 4 Nigerians

No be only lies sef... even the utter crap they churn out like that very stupid 'Iron man 3'... don't even waste your dime on that.

VillageBoi:

No be only lies sef... even the utter crap they churn out like that very stupid 'Iron man 3'... don't even waste your dime on that.

We all knew Iron Man was gonna be crap, didn't we?

I've not seen it yet but many people seems to think they should be given a refund.


I'm not a bit surprised.

Briareos:
We all knew Iron Man was gonna be crap, didn't we?

Most Hollywood films ARE crap but 'spectacle' FUN... this one could have been the usual 'crap-fun' but NO it decided to be plain DUMB... now that's a f*cking Hollywood insult!

VillageBoi:

Most Hollywood films ARE crap but 'spectacle' FUN...

Exactly!