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| 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by valencia25(m): 9:01am On Oct 30, 2012 |
Can somebody help me to ask NOLLYWOOD to please answer these important questions ? 1.How can a ghost look left n right before crossing the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’ 2.Why does the TV go off by itself after the ‘breaking news’? 3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye? 4.Why must every advert Start with a loud scream? 5.Why must every juju part be represented by lightening n thunder under the bright sunlight? 6.Why do Nigerian movies always have part one to five? 7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s dad… Any resemblance? 8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to see you my son”? 9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from America n speaking with a fake British accent? 10.When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a fake pastor? 11.Why is it that the characters die or run mad immediately after their confessions? 12.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come? 13. How can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-Go bag? 14.Must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem papa house?’ 15.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return of The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3? WHY!? 16.Will a Yoruba movie ever be complete without a visit to the ‘Baba’? 17.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies,why? 18. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her Boyfriend with a Bold 5.. How is this possible? 19.Why will d parents call their child 3 times nd ask him/her how many time did I call you? ‘Dem no sabi count?’ 20.When poor people come to Lagos to struggle dey always make it, if na so why poor people still dey Lagos? 21.Why is it that Ogogo is always innocent but must be a victim of circumstances? 22. Why is translations in most Yoruba films are always in direct translation? e.g .."Ta lo fun e loyun yi"..."Who gave you this pregnant?"  31 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Fhemmmy: 2:15pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
This is hilarious . . . |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Afam4eva(m): 2:16pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
It just shows that they don't do research before shooting a movie. |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Kslib(m): 2:16pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Hahahahhaha!!! Lmao @ghost looking left and right before crossing the road.... |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by cash22(m): 2:17pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
hahahahahaha laugh wan kill me die. Guy you are a good observer, let them answer dat please. |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Nobody: 2:17pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Why is it that the soundtrack reveals the plot? Why is it that the fathers have a life span of 60 years? Why is it that all problems must be spiritual and the only solution is a pastor speaking balderdash? Why do the movies have close to 6 parts? only for the story to be crappy. Why must they all be marketed and distributed at 21 Idumota road Lagos, 49/51 Upper Iweka road Onitsha and 9 Pound Road Aba? Why must we Grab Our Copy Now? Why? Why? Why? My questions are endless...no be today I wan start. 4 Likes |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by mumumugu(m): 2:19pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Nigerians can neva apreciate their own. But find faults 1 Like |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by browncool(m): 2:19pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
You got most of it right and I hope that Nollywood will learn from this |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Fhemmmy: 2:23pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
mumumugu: Nigerians can neva apreciate their own. But find faults This is not finding faults, this is showing them where they could improve, people are paying money to buy the movies and nothing wrong in honest feedback . . . 5 Likes |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Nobody: 2:23pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
ROTFlmao  Damn,this is hilariously hilarious.I cant stop laughing! |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by acidtalk: 2:23pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
The very same Nollywood Omotola said will compete with Holywood 1 Like |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by highlandre(m): 2:24pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Why spend precious time watching the so called Nollywood? |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Iaz93: 2:25pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
LmaOo... Questions that can't be answered |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by hayoakins(m): 2:26pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
wow...You made my day....so hilarious   |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Kslib(m): 2:26pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
How can someone die with low cut hairstyle and the ghost will come back with afro... Why must people die before the bullet gets to them? A poor man has plasma tv and a small car.. 4 Likes |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by AkpuNku2: 2:29pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
how can a woman be pregnant for almost 2years ? |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Nobody: 2:30pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Kslib: Why do people always die before the car hits them..lmaoooooo...that is so true. Why is it that couples have se.x still fully dressed? smhhh... Why is that Patience Ozokwor must be an evil mother-in-law? Or Kanayo a cultist? Or Jim Iyke an americana wannabe? |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Afam4eva(m): 2:32pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
ItsModella:I don't know if they think Nigerians don't know what sexx looks like. How can two fully clothed adults be rolling on the bed in the name of having sexx. 1 Like |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by slimyem: 2:34pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
lwkmd... Nollywood has a veeeeeeeeery long way to go! |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by MMM2(m): 2:37pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
23. Y is it dat nollywood dat act blue film  |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Fhemmmy: 2:39pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
ItsModella: That is cos it is what they are best at . . . Nothing wrong with that part 1 Like |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by wellmax(m): 2:40pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
lol |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by LewsTherin: 2:50pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Saw one yesterday where a ghost (Norbet Young) had to open the door to leave the hospital he died in. *smh* 3 Likes |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by salam001(m): 2:50pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
23.why dont the op pick up a camera and shoot his own movie |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by lapetite(f): 2:50pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
this is hilarious cant stop laughing,just hope dey will improve after reading dis |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by lapetite(f): 2:52pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
LewsTherin: Saw one yesterday where a ghost (Norbet Young) had to open the door to leave the hospital he died in. *smh* |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Nobody: 2:52pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Fhemmmy:I think that they have to learn to be versatile. This is one reason why their movies look redundant. |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Afam4eva(m): 2:53pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
LewsTherin: Saw one yesterday where a ghost (Norbet Young) had to open the door to leave the hospital he died in. *smh* |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by iwanchop(m): 2:54pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Why do they always cover themselves wt cloth wen having s*x? Why must a girl be always pregnant in every Yoruba film? |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Fhemmmy: 2:55pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
ItsModella: Versatility is nice, however could be dangerous too, thus the reason why when you see Nicolas cage in a romantic movies, it is a flop but when you see him in action movies, it is a hit movie ( see Face Off) Nollywood only have to find a way to refine it 1 Like |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Fhemmmy: 2:56pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
iwanchop: Why do they always themselves wt cloth wen having sex? Pls dont let us turn this into tribal war again, we having fun . . . 2 Likes |
| Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Topeedo: 2:57pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
IT ONLY SHOW THAT THE PRODUCERS AND DIRECTOR LACK COMMON SENSE |
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