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Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Danyell(m): 4:57am On May 12, 2013 |
When I remember my childhood and the beliefs I used to have, I just laugh at my gullible self. Here are ones I can still remember: * when there is a rain- the angels are having a bath * when there is a thunder clap- God is shouting at angel Gabriel * when there is a rainbow- God wanted to flood us again but the rainbow reminded him of his promise. * Mary cries blood when people continually sin and is constantly pleading for our sake. #God abeg, no kill dem.# * when there is a little rain - God just washed his hands after a delicious meal. ................................... These are the ones I can remember. So, was I alone with all these beliefs or do you guys equally have your own wacky beliefs? Please share them 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Cashio(m): 6:15am On May 12, 2013 |
When we sin,we will say 'God forgive us for we are still little kids who dnt know what is right and what is wrong..... 1 Like |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by ninja4life(m): 6:28am On May 12, 2013 |
When i steal meat from my mom's pot kai i'm going to hell if i should die o god forgive me.lol |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by vallycan: 7:59am On May 12, 2013 |
Wen i swallow any seeds of a given fruit,i'll be afraid to dead cus i taut it will grow out of ma head 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Ozegbe(m): 9:42am On May 12, 2013 |
Da-ny-ell:are you a christain or a muslim? |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by rodeo0070(m): 11:56am On May 12, 2013 |
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Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Nobody: 11:57am On May 12, 2013 |
If you sinned once, you will go straight to hell |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by rodeo0070(m): 11:57am On May 12, 2013 |
Ozegbe: Abeg no start wetin you no fit finish o... 7 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Zamoni15(m): 11:58am On May 12, 2013 |
don't wissel @ night cos snake will come out 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by slimyem: 11:58am On May 12, 2013 |
When its raining and the sun's shinning at the same time,we go say lion dey born. 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Dyt(f): 11:59am On May 12, 2013 |
When it rains and same time sunny Tiger is giving birth lol As a lady, mum told me if a man ever touch me, I will get preggy I rem I came home for mid-term break, saw an old frnd *a guy* he was so happy to see me and he hugged me, I shouted and screamed at him and he apologised I got back to school and missed my period for that month I cried and cried Like am jst in my SSS2 second term, how do I tell my mum I am pregnant Lmao D rest is history I rem now and I jst laugh I LOVE U MAMA Kiss kiss 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Danyell(m): 11:59am On May 12, 2013 |
Ozegbe:Neither. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by shyvicky: 12:00pm On May 12, 2013 |
when there is lightening we say,god is snapping us,all we do on earth,when u do wrong we have one grass we tie into a knot that makes the adult to forget it 1 Like |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Nobody: 12:00pm On May 12, 2013 |
when its raining and sun is shining at the same time, it means lion is giving birth |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by grandpoh(m): 12:01pm On May 12, 2013 |
When m eating nd part of it fell on d ground i used 2 believe DEVIL v eaten part of it 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Nobody: 12:02pm On May 12, 2013 |
Did India really beat Nigeria 99 - 1 ? And Samuel oparaji scored and died after the match ? Whoever started that joke should be hanged. 22 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by ibromanner(m): 12:02pm On May 12, 2013 |
When the rain is falling and sun is shining at the same time, then Lion is giving birth to new offsprings. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Chillypelly(m): 12:02pm On May 12, 2013 |
*** In Shem's voice*** You see, ##Clears my throat## I dont want to say any one now and later my Oga At The Top will say another. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by valencia25(m): 12:04pm On May 12, 2013 |
Lots of those them here https://www.nairaland.com/1129201/nigerians-superstitious-belief |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by vb0mb(m): 12:05pm On May 12, 2013 |
Heaven is up and hell fire is down and you dig ground till u reach hell fire. Teslim Balogun scored the only goal against India. India defeated Nigeria 99-1 when two fowls are fighting we will rule a circle on the floor and insert broom stick in the center, so that they will fight without stoping. 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Dyt(f): 12:05pm On May 12, 2013 |
If u wanna catch people cheating Just go by their window and hit d nail on d floor They will glue together lol 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by honeric01(m): 12:05pm On May 12, 2013 |
Ozegbe: A babalawo 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by tejpot(m): 12:05pm On May 12, 2013 |
That of you go to school on Saturdays you will only find elephant,lizards, cockroaches and lot more attending classes. That if you come in contact with a dead lizard or gecko u will contract epilepsy That singing and rolling African Star Cherry (agbalumo) on the wall makes it sweeter. When u have a detached tooth, you have to count stones corresponding with your age and throw those stones and ur tooth on roof top so it can I grow back. When you are pressed, u can delay the sensation by singing 'Igbe lo ito bo' I.e Feces go urine come 22 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Nobody: 12:06pm On May 12, 2013 |
When I looked at the sky and see the sun or moon above and following me,I use to think they are spying on me. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by honeric01(m): 12:06pm On May 12, 2013 |
Women don't fart, only men do. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by patwhizzy(m): 12:07pm On May 12, 2013 |
that awkward moment wen ma peanut fell on the floor n i picked it up n say 'satan comot Jesus enter' n i throw into ma mouth..lmao... 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by JideTheBlogger(m): 12:07pm On May 12, 2013 |
If you go to Nairaland, you will see lots of naira on the land. Mtchew** 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Francheezy(m): 12:07pm On May 12, 2013 |
b0oked |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by kingarizona(m): 12:08pm On May 12, 2013 |
I was never a kid.... I was 15yrs old when mama gave birth to me... I don't know what u n*ggas are talking bout! |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by imsuboi(m): 12:08pm On May 12, 2013 |
Chillypelly: *** In Shem's voice*** BORING!!! 11 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by imsuboi(m): 12:09pm On May 12, 2013 |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by imsuboi(m): 12:10pm On May 12, 2013 |
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