It started like the big b.ang...the noise was just too close for comfort...the noise was ever present...rhythmic...and consistent...sounding like the drums of war...

How I wanted to alert my peeps but some force kept rooting me down to the spot...and then...it began...the beginning of the end...Armageddon!!!... was all I could think about...

The Earth started to rumble...the ba.ngs became even louder...I don't know if my ear drums could withstand the pressure of this incessant ba.ngs...the rains started...and I was drenched to my underpants...the Earth shook so violently...

Then a much needed calmness...a moment of respite?...after the calm came the fury of hell...too many 'fighters', at least I thought they were in the form of a USA jet...so I thought...but this was only invisible...can't see through the pitch darkness...

I received blows after blows of electrifying missiles...then I remembered a lonely prophet...shouting at the top of his voice...World war III was in sight...

Just as I concluded that this attacks were too much...just as I was about to give up...I heard a familiar voice...and the calmness returned...was this an Angel from heaven? Was this the famous Arch Angel Michael?...

As these questions ravaged on in my puny Christian mind...I saw the light...then I realized it was just a dream...as I woke to tell my brother who came to my rescue...Thank you...there and then I saw the culprit...cleaning it's 'fangs' about to strike at the neck of my beloved brother...

Too weak to warn him...but I MUST...I twisted...I turned...tried to say something...it couldn't just come out...the words refused to form in my mouth...as my brother struggled to make sense of my unintellible gasps...the words came out faintly...and then the whispers fell from my lips...MUSQUITO!!!.

Funny, this is the joke of the century. Anyway am glad u finally woke up.

Sal C: Funny, this is the joke of the century. Anyway am glad u finally woke up.

Lol!!!


No joke man...it was terrible while it lasted...

Anyways, the OP is my way of saying that I have malaria

striktlymi:


Lol!!!


No joke man...it was terrible while it lasted...

Anyways, the OP is my way of saying that I have malaria

I know you've not been yourself lately

hope you are alright now

ooman:

I know you've not been yourself lately

hope you are alright now

Hmmmm...not what you think

Anyways...I am still on medication.

striktlymi:

Hmmmm...not what you think

Anyways...I am still on medication.

include serotonin in your pills, it calms the mind and makes you sane

ooman:

include serotonin in your pills, it calms the mind and makes you sane

Serotonin for a simple malaria? I laugh!!!

ooman:

include serotonin in your pills, it calms the mind and makes you sane

why not oomanquilizer.lol

Get well soon.. NOt that we miss you, but get well
And why do I feel guilty?

musKeeto: Get well soon.. NOt that we miss you, but get well
And why do I feel guilty?

Lol!!! Thanks man!

striktlymi:


Lol!!!


No joke man...it was terrible while it lasted...

Anyways, the OP is my way of saying that I have malaria

May God grant you a speedy recovery bro.

Syncan:

May God grant you a speedy recovery bro.

Thanks man! I am better than yesterday...just this stubborn pains!

musKeeto: Get well soon.. NOt that we miss you, but get well
And why do I feel guilty?

Why u go bite strikt?..........

We go soon cut off ya proboscis soon.........

@ strikt......get well soon bro.........use muskeeto nets...u hear?......

ijawkid:

Why u go bite strikt?..........

We go soon cut off ya proboscis soon.........

@ strikt......get well soon bro.........use muskeeto nets...u hear?......

Thanks man!

I left the door open while putting on the gen...

I don't mean to come off as insensitive but wouldn't a simple prayer of faith have sufficed?
I mean, for a simple thing like malaria, you should be able to get cured after a prayer of less than five minutes or am I wrong?
Anyways, hope you get well soon.

musKeeto: Get well soon.. NOt that we miss you,

you mean you miss sucking his blood or you were still sucking his blood while he was down?

Heartless!

musKeeto:
but get well

when you have finish draining his blood?

musKeeto:
And why do I feel guilty?

because you made him sick and still continue draining his blood still.

truthislight:

you mean you miss sucking his blood or you were still sucking his blood while he was down?

Heartless!




when you have finish draining his blood?



because you made him sick and still continue draining his blood still.

LWKMD!!!

ijawkid:

Why u go bite strikt?..........

We go soon cut off ya proboscis soon.........

@ strikt......get well soon bro.........use muskeeto nets...u hear?......

O boy, dem close the other thread.. No vex o.. I just deyh pull your legs.. the mathematics you dey solve once homsexaulity dey concerned fit make crase man well..

And I don dey dodge mosquito net since 1777... no carry me play, lol

truthislight:

you mean you miss sucking his blood or you were still sucking his blood while he was down?

Heartless!




when you have finish draining his blood?



because you made him sick and still continue draining his blood still.

U no see say na gen im go on leave door open, if to say your truth is really light, e no for happen. Im for just dey house jeje dey enjoy your light.. oya go plug your truth for im gen..

striktlymi: It started like the big b.ang...the noise was just too close for comfort...the noise was ever present...rhythmic...and consistent...sounding like the drums of war...

How I wanted to alert my peeps but some force kept rooting me down to the spot...and then...it began...the beginning of the end...Armageddon!!!... was all I could think about...

The Earth started to rumble...the ba.ngs became even louder...I don't know if my ear drums could withstand the pressure of this incessant ba.ngs...the rains started...and I was drenched to my underpants...the Earth shook so violently...

Then a much needed calmness...a moment of respite?...after the calm came the fury of hell...too many 'fighters', at least I thought they were in the form of a USA jet...so I thought...but this was only invisible...can't see through the pitch darkness...

I received blows after blows of electrifying missiles...then I remembered a lonely prophet...shouting at the top of his voice...World war III was in sight...

Just as I concluded that this attacks were too much...just as I was about to give up...I heard a familiar voice...and the calmness returned...was this an Angel from heaven? Was this the famous Arch Angel Michael?...

As these questions ravaged on in my puny Christian mind...I saw the light...then I realized it was just a dream...as I woke to tell my brother who came to my rescue...Thank you...there and then I saw the culprit...cleaning it's 'fangs' about to strike at the neck of my beloved brother...

Too weak to warn him...but I MUST...I twisted...I turned...tried to say something...it couldn't just come out...the words refused to form in my mouth...as my brother struggled to make sense of my unintellible gasps...the words came out faintly...and then the whispers fell from my lips...MUSQUITO!!!.

PROFOUND.

obadiah777: PROFOUND.

Bidam: why not oomanquilizer.lol

musKeeto: Get well soon.. NOt that we miss you, but get well
And why do I feel guilty?

ijawkid:

Why u go bite strikt?..........

We go soon cut off ya proboscis soon.........

@ strikt......get well soon bro.........use muskeeto nets...u hear?......

lol,get well soon young man. @muskeeto why r you defying nature i thought male mosquitoes don't bite?

ATMC: lol,get well soon young man. @muskeeto why r you defying nature i thought male mosquitoes don't bite?

Thanks!

Feeling a bit low again...got to take some pain killers.

chai! sorry. hope yu're sure its malaria thyphoid shares similar symptom with it u know.

musKeeto:

O boy, dem close the other thread.. No vex o.. I just deyh pull your legs.. the mathematics you dey solve once homsexaulity dey concerned fit make crase man well..

And I don dey dodge mosquito net since 1777... no carry me play, lol

Lol...who close the thread na..??.....

Muskeeto them full india o abeg grab ya muskeeto net and use o........

striktlymi:


Lol!!!


No joke man...it was terrible while it lasted...

Anyways, the OP is my way of saying that I have malaria

I pray you get well soon.I wish you speedy recovery.

ATMC: chai! sorry. hope yu're sure its malaria thyphoid shares similar symptom with it u know.

Yeah! I saw the little trouble makers (mosquitos) when I woke up.

Sal C: I pray you get well soon.I wish you speedy recovery.

Thanks bro! I believe I should be upto 80% by tomorrow...

ooman:


include serotonin in your pills, it calms the mind and makes you sane

serotonin na drug abi neurtransmitter?

meka chuko: serotonin na drug abi neurtransmitter?

olodo, so you dont know that they inject it?

striktlymi:

Serotonin for a simple malaria? I laugh!!!

no no, not for malaria, for your madness