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Work Terminology by Nobody: 9:22am On Apr 21, 2008 |
Sacrcasm at Work Dear Staff It has been brought to the CEO's attention that some individuals throughout the organisation have been using sarcastic language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues. Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative "Try Saying" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1. Try Saying: I think you could do with more training Instead Of: You don't have a blankety-blank clue, do you? 2. Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter. Instead Of: She's a power-crazed witch 3. Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late Instead Of: And when the heck do you expect me to do this? 4. Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible Instead Of: Buzz off jerkface 5. Try Saying: Really? Instead Of: Well stand me on my head and call me a flower vase 6. Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with, Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a darn. 7. Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project. Instead Of: Not my gosh-darned problem. 8. Try Saying: That's interesting. Instead Of: What the heck? 9. Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale. Instead Of: No blankety-blank chance mate. 10. Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in Instead Of: Why the heck didn't you tell me that yesterday? 11. Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues Instead Of: He's got his head where the sun don't shine. 12. Try Saying: Excuse me, sir? Instead Of: Oi, jerk face. 13. Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway Instead Of: Yeah, who needs blankety-blank holidays anyway? |
Re: Work Terminology by tufe(m): 10:48am On Apr 21, 2008 |
hmmmm aisha, wassup, longest time. PLZ cheer our people well O. victory is certain. meanwhile, tyty has posted this here b4 |
Re: Work Terminology by Nobody: 11:11am On Apr 21, 2008 |
Tufe, I dey oh. Work no gree me come Nairaland./ The addiction was becoming too much. Anyway, someone sent it to me tot it was funny and decided to post it didnt know its been posted before. |
Re: Work Terminology by SamMilla1(m): 11:12am On Apr 21, 2008 |
welcoming another lady again tufe |
Re: Work Terminology by tufe(m): 11:25am On Apr 21, 2008 |
sam, aisha na old timer now. she don tay here. she be folly cyber wife na. anyway aisha, welcome back, hope work doesnt soon take you away from us |
Re: Work Terminology by SamMilla1(m): 11:26am On Apr 21, 2008 |
i know she is old timer, folly will soon be shot by the men of sauce by my order ofcourse aisha will be free again this info must remain with you and me alone |
Re: Work Terminology by ayusman16(m): 11:31am On Apr 21, 2008 |
Aisha darling, hw u dey? What a narrow escape u scummies had during the weekend! Anyway, hope u've come to stay in NL for good? |
Re: Work Terminology by tufe(m): 11:40am On Apr 21, 2008 |
sam, u dey see. u never even kill folly so that she wud be free, and other sharp men don dey fall in the package. |
Re: Work Terminology by Nobody: 11:44am On Apr 21, 2008 |
Ayusman, I cant even believe some of the decisions that ref took, did u see that so clear hand ball? Anyway they can cheat if they want but a good team is a good team trophy or not. My Brother I have been out of the office for some time now. @tufe and Sam, Folly and i are officially over and am as free as a bird. |
Re: Work Terminology by ayusman16(m): 11:45am On Apr 21, 2008 |
Aisha and I have come a long way. So Mr. Tufe Amebo Gbeborun look away! |
Re: Work Terminology by SamMilla1(m): 11:53am On Apr 21, 2008 |
ayusman16:welcome from a long way anusman, you will be rewarded for a job weldone. thanks aisha, for the new information i happen to be the only bachelor here now so make your pick as soon as possible |
Re: Work Terminology by tufe(m): 11:55am On Apr 21, 2008 |
aisha, what say you?? |
Re: Work Terminology by SamMilla1(m): 11:58am On Apr 21, 2008 |
tufe -----------polygamy me------------monogamy anusman---nothingamy saucekid---militarygamy aisha, there is no time |
Re: Work Terminology by ayusman16(m): 12:00pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
@Sam Mulla, u dey show yourself abi? All my babes na him u wan try to snatch abi? No worry, i know where to catch u? I go do u the thing wey hausa dey call "Kachia so biu"! |
Re: Work Terminology by SamMilla1(m): 12:01pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
u can catch the air, i am the air |
Re: Work Terminology by ayusman16(m): 12:03pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
Quickly sharpens the knife that would be used for the kachia! |
Re: Work Terminology by Nobody: 12:04pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
Ayusman, haba Kachia so biu, dats wicked. Guys be nice. |
Re: Work Terminology by SamMilla1(m): 12:05pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
'brings out my bible and opens psalm 23' The Lord is my shephered |
Re: Work Terminology by ayusman16(m): 12:07pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
Aisha, ok. na ji ki. Because of my undilluted love for you, i would let it pass! Sam Mulla, Psalms 23 no dey ur own bible now! |
Re: Work Terminology by SamMilla1(m): 12:08pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
patiently waiting for aisha to make her announcement |
Re: Work Terminology by incey(f): 12:09pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
aisha this is incey do you still remmber me? |
Re: Work Terminology by SamMilla1(m): 12:11pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
yes she talks about you everyday, she remembers you incey |
Re: Work Terminology by incey(f): 12:12pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Work Terminology by ayusman16(m): 12:12pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
who are u? Ar u fine and beautiful? Sammy is looking for a fling |
Re: Work Terminology by Nobody: 12:13pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
Incey, off course i remeber you, you were looking for your dad once, have you found him? |
Re: Work Terminology by SamMilla1(m): 12:14pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
hmm, uhm , uhm.ok talk first |
Re: Work Terminology by incey(f): 12:15pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
aisha. not yet. i was busy with school. so, the one you know, how is he like? um do you have a ym acct? |
Re: Work Terminology by Nobody: 12:16pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
This boys, wetin dey do una self? Send you CV with your Bank Statements and two recent pictures, shirts off, |
Re: Work Terminology by SamMilla1(m): 12:17pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
wait, aisha,who r u giving those conditions up there |
Re: Work Terminology by Nobody: 12:19pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
The one i know is from the North, he works wwith Nigerian televiosion Authority, NTA, he used to be based in Maiduguri but it seems he has been transfered to Jos. My YIM has a problem. The one I know is fair and a bit tall. He isa manager now with NTA but i dont know his present station, my mum works with him if you want further info i could call and ask her. |
Re: Work Terminology by incey(f): 12:22pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
how about aim? i have aim, it's inceyhassan could you pm me there so i can talk to you privately? Yes please do some more infos like was he married then got divorced afterwards? shoot. im sooooo nervous! |
Re: Work Terminology by incey(f): 12:23pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
i know it's a really really big favor. Thank you so much. |
Best Excuse 4 Missing Work 2day / Akpos Definition / Lol.
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