Work Vs. Prison


IN PRISON, you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK, you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle.

IN PRISON, you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK, you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON, the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK, you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON, you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON, they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK, you can't even speak to your family on the phone.

IN PRISON, the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.


where would u prefer











Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!!

who'll join me

**strolls off with my luvly tyty. baby, just as long as we are cell mates, i'm the happiest man alive**


nice joke

yeahh yummie

TYTY,

wetin dey do you. this has been posted several times and your lousy husband dey feel funky.

ituen:

TYTY,

wetin dey do you. this has been posted several times and your lousy husband dey feel funky.

@ ty ty

nice one,
enjoy ur prison term

titi no vex o.

i like u but i no go fit follow u go prison o.

i witch u best of luck and help me take good care of tufe.

good joke.

segunpc n olulu, u prefer to. . . . .

spend d majority of ur time in a 6x8 desk cubicle

get more work for good behaviour

carry around a security card and open all d doors for urself

get fired for watching tv and playing games

not able to speak to ur family on fone

and get to pay all d expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

wao! dats hilarious


@ituen

no start ooo

ituen, give us something better now. its been a long teime you posted any joke

I normally post new jokes but i keep them under a thread

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segunpc n olulu, u prefer to. . . . .

spend d majority of your time in a 6x8 desk cubicle

get more work for good behaviour

carry around a security card and open all d doors for yourself

get fired for watching tv and playing games

not able to speak to your family on phone

and get to pay all d expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

wao! that is hilarious


@ituen

no start ooo

yes o my dear!

then i sorry for your life

same

same ni

ty ty,
a prison is a prison, its 24 7 living,
work, is at most 5 to 9


so enjoy ur prison term with tufe

hehehe nice

@ ibkaye
do you want to spend a prison term with me in comfort?

@saucekid
prison ke? why not your house?

exactly my point
my house it is
with all the enticing thingsa



i'm onlinev on yim

@sauce
ahhh


im not on my laptop at the moment

@ ibkaye
i understand hun
how was ur day?. . . .
i miss you well and i'm not mincing words

Wen u see her face to face, u go ask am for her maths notebook

sauce so u are a miser?

ituen, wetin that one mean na

that means that his ability to chyk that girls is directly proportional to hw many times dey do maths lessons together

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yummie

i reject prison even if it is with beyonce[b] [/b]

then u are not ready for the good things of life

i sorry for him life, e go work tire, go rest for heaven

no be lie

i sorry for am well well