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Dangers Of Exploration by okeyxyz(m): 1:30am On Dec 11, 2010 |
one of the early european explorers wondered into a forbidden forest dedicated to the village deity. the village watchmen promptly arrested him & took him to the council of elders to be judged. after deliberating for sometime, they offered the explorer two options as punishment for his mis-adventure. (1)be put to death or (2) dunga(be sodomized) for a full day. he chose dunga, whereupon all the males of the village took turns to sodomize him for a full day. After the ordeal, they released him. with his backside bleeding profusely & prolapsed, not being able to walk & drifting in and out of consciousness he blindly stumbled into the same forest. Again, he was arrested & judged & offered the same options as punishment. "be put to death or dunga?" knowing he could not possibly go through the ordeal again, he chose "death, please give me death". the village elders delibrated for a few minutes, & came back to him: "ok then, death by dunga!" |
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