DEFINITION OF TERMS/ LAUGHABLE MATTERS
Your GF asked u for a BOLD 5, you couldn't afford it.. She gets it anyway& u still think u are her real BF.. Your MUMU has Carry Over
Welcome to NIGERIA, where bathrooms have turned to photo studios and yahoo boys think they have a brighter future than graduates
YEKPAA is when you throw your N950 change outside the bus, instead of the gala wrapper
Classy girls don't have tattoos cos no-one will intentionally scratch a BENTLEY or a PRIVATE-JET
In a relationship, every girl treats herrich boyfriend as "GOD", buh when he's Broke, the alphabets get reversed
GOBE is when u go to withdraw cashvia ATM and you meet the guy U're owing on the queue
A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?
Trainer replies: Use the ATM
The REAL BOO gets the goodnight call/text... The side chick gets the morning text saying 'I fell asleep' .. LADIES.. Know where u belong."
U got pregnant for anoda guy, ur BF paid d bills for abortion, accepted u back n u think he has forgotten? Am sure he plans to use u 4 rituals
MAMA AKPOS: Go & wash that Fish I just bought.
AKPORS: WTF.
MAMA AKPOS: What is WTF?
AKPORS: it means 'Where's The Fish'

U try, really