1.Going to ur bf/gf without being invited=offside
2.dating a girl today n having se* on d same day =freekick
3.condom=goalkeeper
4.abortion=redcard
5.a girl wit lot of energy=captain
6.having se* without a condom=owngoal
7.condom break=penalty
8.banging 3 girls in a day =hat trick
9.taking a lot of time without coming =man of d match
10.having many chicks n banging all =mvp
11.having se* wit u ex =friendly match
12.8years of se* without a child =arsenal club
13.after 2 round,u request for more=extra time
14.taking it gently when having se*=fairplay
15.bitting her nipples=suarez
16.two legs on shoulder=throwin
17.asking her' how do u want it=taking instruction on d sideline
18.a lady using pills after se* n later still got pregnant=defensive error
19.girl being pregnant=goallllllll..

Who change dat number 15 to tips...