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Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by dreday(m): 5:59pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
1. Insult upon injury >2. Nonsense and Ingredient >3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you >4. How Far? >5. Can i see your particulars? >6. Anything for me sir? >7. Are you mad? >8. Half-caste >9. Next tomorrow >10. Make i come block you dia >11. Lie, Lie >12. See me see trouble oh >13. Shift for me, lemme sit >14. abeg vamus >15. nonsense say wetin happen >16. Abomination >17. Over my dead body >18. God forbid bad thing >19. I need to retouch my hair >20. all words with 'bloody' eg bloody fool, bloody liar >21. Na wa oooo >22. Tell me something >23. Why do you want to know my name? >24. I beg joo >25. Can u imagine, >26. wonders shall never end, >27. Tofiakwa >28. Chei, Kai >29. Oya >30. Hold on I want to branch somewhere >31. Come and Escort Me >32. Stop at that junction over there >33. Borrow me your pen/biro >34. Still yet >35. Me and you will enter the same trouser >36. You are so annoying >37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches >38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own >39. Effico >40. ITK- I too know >41. Muumu >42. How are you? 'We're managing' >43. and so what? >44. I want some assorted biscuits eg Rich tea, Digestive >45. Your face look familiar >46. You are so daft >47. NFA- No future ambition >48. Are you already ready? >49. That is so dry! >50. My belly is full >51. Did they sack you? >52. I trekked all the way here >53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss >54. I want to drink cold mineral >55. Which ones now? >56. He was trying to toast me >57. Jacker >58. Your head is not correct >59. Have you seen that film before? >60. Just imagine! >61. My school fees money >62. No wahala! >63. Reverse back small >64. Oya, shake body >65. Shine your eye >66. Carry go >67. Don't try me o >68. Enough effizzy >69. Nna, You chop? >70. Ashewo bastard! >71. What happen? >72. We must wash am! >73. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why now?) >74. You f--k up! >75. No be soooo! >76. I will see you today, athink? >77. Cold iced water! |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by StephenP(m): 6:04pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
Funny. I agree with all except number 20. It is more British than Nigerian. |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Nobody: 8:26pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
hehehe very funny |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by exboy(m): 9:10pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
nice collection. love that my "school fees money" line |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by TOYOSI20(f): 1:38am On Apr 28, 2008 |
Heeheehee, funny. , , |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by RichDad1(m): 4:21am On Apr 28, 2008 |
Very Funny assorted indeed |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by tytylayor: 7:27am On Apr 28, 2008 |
lol u try o |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by ohilebo(m): 2:20pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
Real good collections of Nigerian English , But u left out some e.g 1. Not to me ooo 2. How many O'clock? 3. them say 4. nothing dey happen 5. e nor easy 6. how levels 7. cut change for me 8. follow me buy na 9. You help me see my brother? 10. who is that? It is me |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by kay9(m): 4:43pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
Enh-he? And wat about them? U no know say no be everybody go school. Abeg, let me go and piss. |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by StephenP(m): 4:49pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I heard these some time ago 1) Let me wear your cloth for you. 2) Go and baff. 3) Nna men. . . 4) Winch. 5) Danfo, Molue and okada.[/size] |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by tytylayor: 1:25pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
more of dis, plsssssssssss |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by alpacaem(f): 12:18am On Jan 17, 2009 |
one more, Waiteeeeet (wait - aka - stop, move, hold on, basically anything!) |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by playahP(m): 3:52am On Jan 17, 2009 |
u forgot to add , is it a Nigerian movie or an American movie? |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mohawkchic(f): 5:14am On Jan 17, 2009 |
~Sha ~Jor ~Shakara ~Shine Your Eye ~Like Play Like Play ~Natin Spoil ~Tear Race ~You Don Spoil Finish ~Stop Trying To Chance Me ~Arrange Yourself |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by TOYOSI20(f): 7:34am On Jan 17, 2009 |
Nice list y'all, have a coupla them meself too You go Soji, That Sayo go make ur eyez shine well |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by sholabanke(m): 10:41am On Jan 17, 2009 |
keep them, cominggggggggggggggggggg |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 10:46am On Jan 17, 2009 |
More from me 1.I hear something dey smell 2.hold something 3.tatafo 4.Behind,tech, 5. As in, I was like 6. You dey find my trouble 7. buy your cold ice water 8.hold your change oo, I no get Change 9.I know dey hear wetin u dey talk. I saw this particular one when I was a kid 10.toto is good for boys and girls |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by sholabanke(m): 10:49am On Jan 17, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by D1KeleVra(m): 11:16am On Jan 17, 2009 |
lol. @Topic. All true. |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by sholabanke(m): 11:22am On Jan 17, 2009 |
no be so? |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by goodass(m): 11:26am On Jan 17, 2009 |
nofin do yu no long thing o wa o!/ e dey! i'm comin (and hez walkin away) no nepa since 3days ago wen u buy ur CD (actually CD player) orobo/lepa her shakara too mush gragra wetin kon-sa-in yu 4 there? |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by yysl: 8:43pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
1lv ori e o fon ka sibe olenu pa let me think of another,watch out im coming, |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 11:23pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
This na another naija yarns I hammer A for that course The lecturer give me F Messi Na Bad player (used in describing a very good player) Na babe make sense Give me the smoke make i kiss small |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by TOYOSI20(f): 11:24pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
chidipupay: LOL!! |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by MrCrackles(m): 11:26pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
maga don pay! I yansh am |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 11:32pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
I go load you slap now you ur mind, you don be boss That guy na confirm yahoo boy make we chop small nkowbi You dey Bleep up |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by studio43(m): 11:36pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
*Stale j* |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 11:41pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
Na lie God pass dem Bad belle people Show your logo |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by sholabanke(m): 11:44pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
all na good one |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by studio43(m): 11:46pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
chidipupay: u can bark as long as u can, but make sure u dont bite |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mohawkchic(f): 4:27am On Jan 18, 2009 |
~Ol Boy ~Woman Lappa ~Remain Small Now ~Yama Yama ~Dat Girl Too Gra-gra ~Hurry Enter Moto ~You Too Sabi Sabi ~Guy Abeg Shari That Babe ~See How Dat Girl Just Dey Make Yanga For Here ~Guy How fAR ~Which Kain Yeye Man Be Dis Sef? |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by D1KeleVra(m): 11:03am On Jan 18, 2009 |
jooooo! |
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