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Divorce Letter ! by Gabry(f): 2:21pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! > Your EX-Wife *********************************************************** ******************************** Dear Ex-Wife Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem. Signed Rich As Hell and Free! |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by Gabry(f): 4:50pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Sthupid yet Smart Husband |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by MrInfo1(m): 5:24pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
USed joke |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by Gabry(f): 5:24pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
And? I dont see it around hia |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by MrInfo1(m): 5:33pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
chk 2005/2006 section |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by Gabry(f): 5:33pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
CHEI! You werent born that time |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by MrInfo1(m): 5:42pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
As in i wasn't born again that time |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by Arcani: 8:20pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
infobaba:Yeah Yeah boy |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by lexicon(m): 8:50pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
U NEED TO BE BORN AGAIN AGAIN |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by lysaa(f): 10:10pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
I say we burn down this thread! |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by Gabry(f): 1:04am On Oct 06, 2008 |
Lysaa. Nansense! We all love this thread |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by MrInfo1(m): 3:45am On Oct 06, 2008 |
excluding my humble self |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by Scopium: 9:32am On Oct 06, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I think I've seen before around 2004[/size] |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by Gabry(f): 9:33am On Oct 06, 2008 |
cant you just show your support |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by clemcykul(f): 10:10am On Oct 06, 2008 |
i can, dats wen am thru wid my weed |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by lysaa(f): 11:21am On Oct 06, 2008 |
ok Clem lite this place up. . blaze up! booyaka! |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by studio43(m): 11:27am On Oct 06, 2008 |
why are your teeths like that, were u born to be this way? |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by EFOSAVAL(f): 11:43am On Oct 06, 2008 |
haaaaaaaba dont u no the story i heard from a confirm souce that iyssa looks like ur father. and that is because Iyssa's mother use to come and take photographs in ur fathers studio those days anyway that what i heard sha! |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by jmkbond(f): 11:51am On Oct 06, 2008 |
thanks gb.ure always interesting |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by clemcykul(f): 2:23pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
but why aint u interesting? |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by Gabry(f): 3:55pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
Of course she is interesting. Clems, you got bad taste hia. |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by Baptiste(m): 4:06pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
bad belle pple no like d joke |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by EFOSAVAL(f): 4:57pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
yes pluse u |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by Scopium: 5:03pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
gabrywyl: [size=13pt]This is the funniest joke I've ever seen! [/size] |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by ituen(m): 10:24pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
used joke |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by lysaa(f): 11:17pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
at least she has rivived the dead- miracle Ezekiel of our time, hailings! |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by Gabry(f): 1:03am On Oct 07, 2008 |
Scopium: Thank you na. Youre the best. ituen: Ituen, considering to the fact that I respect you as the senior on this section, I forgive you oh lysaa:Lysaa, who died? |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by ituen(m): 4:59am On Oct 07, 2008 |
gabrywyl: I was just joking babe |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by Gabry(f): 7:35am On Oct 07, 2008 |
Yes oh. You always have. Thats why they call you one of the King of Jokes hia. |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by ituen(m): 7:58am On Oct 07, 2008 |
Thanks Lady, But not because u havent brushed u r mouth doenst give u enough excuse not to greet me properly with a kiss |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by clemcykul(f): 9:53am On Oct 07, 2008 |
she couldnt greet u wid a kiss, becuss ur mouth also stinks |
Re: Divorce Letter ! by princesa(f): 10:01am On Oct 07, 2008 |
hi fellas nice joke there gaby |
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