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What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by FMK(m): 7:22am On Apr 28, 2008 |
three men discussing to cross the river by boat. that Area just has one boat for left and right side river crossing movement with capacity of 120LB, 1. my weight is 120 LB what yours ? 2. 60 LB what about you ? 3. 60LB too 1. well the Boat just carries 120 LB more than this weight we sink , you stay and I Go 2. you think so ?. you stay, 3 and I Go three days discussing no solution. Now you guys need to help them and Give them a solution |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by ademiller(f): 12:45pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Boring sort it out urself |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by aristole(m): 1:19pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
@poster. Infact the only headache I'm having is your location(which is contestible)cos if truly you're truly from that place;it could have helped not only your grammar but spellings and other things.Or you have even improved to attain this bad stage.Before,it was worse.Shey? |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by ifyalways(f): 3:32pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
it was suppossed to be a nice joke.the OP messed it up. |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by clemcykul(f): 5:31pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
what a joke! |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by xammy(m): 8:43pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
olodo like u, u r asked 2 solve the puz N u r busy attackin his LOCATION. 9ja pikin |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by ifyalways(f): 3:39pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
xammy:Defensive attacks! did you solve the puzzle yourself?bla bla bla huh huh huh |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by cuteass1(f): 3:49pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
Let me try: no.2 and no.3 have to cross over first. no.3 gets off, while no.2 comes back with the boat. Then no.1 alone goes to the other side where no.3 is and gets off the boat. no.3 returns with the boat, picks no.2 and both of them cross over with the boat together . . all three are on the other side, safe and sound Am i right? |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by ademiller(f): 4:02pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
cute ass, u get chance and ur rong |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by cuteass1(f): 4:29pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
ademiller: You wish jealousy, because you didn't know it But seriously sha, i heard the joke before and that was the answer, so if i'm wrong then nobody can be right |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by aristole(m): 5:41pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
@Xammy. Well,you dont see anyfn wrong in his grammar cos u re in thesame level grammatically. U see.My comment wasn't that ambigious for you to know that I was just commenting on his grammar and not location.ok? |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by ademiller(f): 6:14pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
@ cute ass, well the english was a lil confusing, and u know i no get time to give myself headache, so if dats d ansa fine, i guess the poster has forgotten bout dis thread sef |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by quentininc(m): 6:29pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
@ cute, thats the answer girl @ aristotle, go back & read ur comment u go find out say u been dey talk about the guy location. actually the guy no fom our side of Africa so give am some space. |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by cuteass1(f): 7:14pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
ademiller: Eeeya, sorry for the confusion quentininc: Thanks jare @ poster No matter what you're told, you're a somebody and never settle to being called less. @ aristotle Mrs English, well done. We know you know it all, clap for yourself, rubbish With that attitude of yours, how will people ever dare to learn, when those they should learn from are being arrogant and too full of themselves. 1 Like |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by quentininc(m): 7:34pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
o baby free the babe abeg |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by cuteass1(f): 8:14am On May 01, 2008 |
quentininc: I wasn't holding her down either, on the contrary i was helping her up |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by clemcykul(f): 4:38pm On May 02, 2008 |
very totful of you |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by Kposh(m): 5:19pm On May 03, 2008 |
why r the 60LB idiots doin waitin, shoot the big ass guy and walk away |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by kolkuns(m): 6:29pm On May 04, 2008 |
SIMPLE; 2 N 3 WILL GO, 2 WILL DROP AT OTHER END OF THE RIVER AND 3 WILL BRING THE BOAT BACK. 3 WILL DROP AND 1 WILL GO ALONE AND DROP AT THE OTHER END WHILE 2 WILL TAKE THE BOAT TO WHERE 3 IS AND BOTH OF THEM WILL DRIVE TO WHERE 1 IS. |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by oluyemimi(f): 1:27pm On May 08, 2008 |
ehnhnh! what did he say? |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by FMK(m): 6:18pm On May 27, 2008 |
kolkuns: You are right you got it Cute ass Got it Too you Both are right |
Re: What They Can Do To Cross The River ? by clemcykul(f): 8:43am On May 28, 2008 |
thanks FMK i got it ryte |
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