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Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fell Out From Bible by ochejoseph(m): 2:24pm On May 26, 2013
Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma In
Lagos After Condoms Fell Out
From Bible
Mayhem broke out at Toyota Bus stop, in
front of the popular Ladipo Spare parts
market, this morning, when a Bus Preacher
was dragged out of a bus and beaten to a
coma after Condoms allegedly fell out of his
bible as he preached the ‘Word of God’.
The Pastor had embarked on his journey at
Apapa and proceeded to preach to the people
on thebus, using very strong words like “If
you wear trouser you’ll go to hell! The Devil
invented Make up! Weave on is from Marine
Kingdom! If you have pre-marital s*x you
will burn in hell and your skin will peel!”
The people in the bus were so moved; some
started falling under the anointing. Our eye
witness, Mr. John Mbakogu, who was on his
way to his shop at Ladipo told us:
“People were just falling as he was
layinghands. One man even fell out of the
bus under the influence of the Spirit. It was
amazing – until he raised his hands to cast
demons out of one girl, and 2 Durex condoms
fell out”
The angry men on the bus who had been
having pangs of guilt due to the pastor’s
preaching about s*x suddenly got really
angry and pounced on the pastor, who allof a
sudden started shouting “I also preach safe
s*x! Safe s*x is good!”
Too late.
Policemen had to be called to the scene to
save the pastors life. So far 2 arrests have
been made, and the Condoms have been kept
as evidence
Posted by Information Nigeria on May 26,
2013.
Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fell Out From Bible by Inik(m): 2:27pm On May 26, 2013
Fairytale
Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fell Out From Bible by Nobody: 2:31pm On May 26, 2013
Signs of Endtimes lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fell Out From Bible by ochejoseph(m): 2:31pm On May 26, 2013
joblessness and not spiritual calling have led many to become emergency evangelist and prophets who fight for slots in buses and parks. its a shame the title of pastor is no longer a revered prefix becos of the way and manner shady xters have manipulated the libral nature of christianity

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Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fell Out From Bible by OmoPastor(m): 3:02pm On May 26, 2013
@ OP
you can do better than this bros, its obvious you made this up cheesy
Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fell Out From Bible by ochejoseph(m): 5:07pm On May 26, 2013
OmoPastor: @ OP
you can do better than this bros, its obvious you made this up cheesy
Why should I make a a story ,who do I intend to please here is the link check it up yr self www.informationng.com
Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fell Out From Bible by ochejoseph(m): 5:13pm On May 26, 2013
Inik: Fairytale
No far frm it
Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fell Out From Bible by ochejoseph(m): 5:14pm On May 26, 2013
OmoPastor: @ OP
you can do better than this bros, its obvious you made this up cheesy
Why should I make a a story ,who do I intend to please here is the link check it up yr self www.informationng.com

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