JUNE QUESTIONS EXAM 2013:
Answer all question.
Note no calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins only
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE

1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that
opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter
Obi

2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her
husband is still alive?
(a)Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c) Marris stellar

3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B)Thunder (c) ASUU/ASUP (d)Patience Dame

4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know

5) What are the names of the two people holding
hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John
Terry (C) OBJ and IBB

6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of
make is
(a) Mook (B) maked (c) maken

7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no
shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ

8 ) What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium

9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes
WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW

10) Which University has the highest no. of babes
that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with
British accent?
(a)EBUs B)UNIJOS (c)UNIABJ (d)UNILAG

SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.

(1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't
win the next election their will be blood shed.
(B) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50yearsto
trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take
if he was putting on "CANVASS"

(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter
of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins
N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days
After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”

(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(B) What are the surnames of the three statues that
welcome you to Lagos?

"Goodluck" to you all! Hmm sorry "Best of luck"...