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Atheism Has Denominations by Nobody: 7:30am On May 30, 2013
Yes they do!

Some are strictly atheist while some will called themselves freethinkers.

some believe in the big bang, some dont.

some believe in evolution while others think it rubbish to have come from apes.

some are satanist in disguise while some are the decieved.

some take dawkins as the G.O while some are the lost sheeps.

very soon names will be used to identify these denominations.
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by okolichibuzor(m): 7:33am On May 30, 2013
dat is individual differences
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by Nobody: 7:43am On May 30, 2013
Effect of religion.. Everyone has to be segregated, 'chosen' people mentality.. sorry for you..
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by Nobody: 8:31am On May 30, 2013
Dont you know?

We have;

-Darwinist protestants (this sect doesnt agree with evolution)
-Dawkinsian fellowship (this sect is headed by daddy G.O. Richard Dawkins who found the golden tablets of evolution)
-Black evangelical atheist church of spaghetti (these are blacks who preach anti-white Jesus doctrine)
-United church of the Spaghetti monster (these are the troll congregation who have some anti-xtian dogma)
-Church of scientism (these are mostly made up of physicist and non-biological scientists)
-Religious humanist fellowship (these are people who preach the doctrine of harmony for all religions, even atheism)
-Congregation of freethinkers (these are actually freemasons who just took a less "illuminati-like" name)
-Church of Atheistic satanists (these are satanists that just want to feel among the intelligent atheists)
-Latter saints of LGBT (Also known as GAYtheists)
-The church of secularism (these are the guys that deal with political atheism)
-The Roman Skeptic Church (This is the oldest church of atheism; they compiled the works of Plato, Epicurus and Neitzche)

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Re: Atheism Has Denominations by mumumugu(m): 10:39am On May 30, 2013
Logicboy03:
Dont you know?

We have;

-Darwinist protestants (this sect doesnt agree with evolution)
-Dawkinsian fellowship (this sect is headed by daddy G.O. Richard Dawkins who found the golden tablets of evolution)
-Black evangelical atheist church of spaghetti (these are blacks who preach anti-white Jesus doctrine)
-United church of the Spaghetti monster (these are the troll congregation who have some anti-xtian dogma)
-Church of scientism (these are mostly made up of physicist and non-biological scientists)
-Religious humanist fellowship (these are people who preach the doctrine of harmony for all religions, even atheism)
-Congregation of freethinkers (these are actually freemasons who just took a less "illuminati-like" name)
-Church of Atheistic satanists (these are satanists that just want to feel among the intelligent atheists)
-Latter saints of LGBT (Also known as GAYtheists)
-The church of secularism (these are the guys that deal with political atheism)
-The Roman Skeptic Church (This is the oldest church of atheism; they compiled the works of Plato, Epicurus and Neitzche)

wot group do you belong
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by mumumugu(m): 10:40am On May 30, 2013
Logicboy03:
Dont you know?

We have;

-Darwinist protestants (this sect doesnt agree with evolution)
-Dawkinsian fellowship (this sect is headed by daddy G.O. Richard Dawkins who found the golden tablets of evolution)
-Black evangelical atheist church of spaghetti (these are blacks who preach anti-white Jesus doctrine)
-United church of the Spaghetti monster (these are the troll congregation who have some anti-xtian dogma)
-Church of scientism (these are mostly made up of physicist and non-biological scientists)
-Religious humanist fellowship (these are people who preach the doctrine of harmony for all religions, even atheism)
-Congregation of freethinkers (these are actually freemasons who just took a less "illuminati-like" name)
-Church of Atheistic satanists (these are satanists that just want to feel among the intelligent atheists)
-Latter saints of LGBT (Also known as GAYtheists)
-The church of secularism (these are the guys that deal with political atheism)
-The Roman Skeptic Church (This is the oldest church of atheism; they compiled the works of Plato, Epicurus and Neitzche)

wot group do you belong
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by okeyxyz(m): 11:30am On May 30, 2013
musKeeto: Effect of religion.. Everyone has to be segregated, 'chosen' people mentality.. sorry for you..

No! Segregation is actually an intellectual and scientific exercise. It's called classification. You'd know this if you were true to your claims as people who think rather than follow dogma.

Why do you atheists take ridiculous(and sometimes evil...) positions, so long as it's in opposition to some religious view??
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by Nobody: 2:56pm On May 30, 2013
@Logicboy

then agree that atheism is a religion.
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by mantraa: 11:29pm On May 30, 2013
Atheism is not a religion, it's a personal relationship with reality.
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by Nobody: 9:38pm On May 31, 2013
Logicboy03:
Dont you know?

We have;

-Darwinist protestants (this sect doesnt agree with evolution)
-Dawkinsian fellowship (this sect is headed by daddy G.O. Richard Dawkins who found the golden tablets of evolution)
-Black evangelical atheist church of spaghetti (these are blacks who preach anti-white Jesus doctrine)
-United church of the Spaghetti monster (these are the troll congregation who have some anti-xtian dogma)
-Church of scientism (these are mostly made up of physicist and non-biological scientists)
-Religious humanist fellowship (these are people who preach the doctrine of harmony for all religions, even atheism)
-Congregation of freethinkers (these are actually freemasons who just took a less "illuminati-like" name)
-Church of Atheistic satanists (these are satanists that just want to feel among the intelligent atheists)
-Latter saints of LGBT (Also known as GAYtheists)
-The church of secularism (these are the guys that deal with political atheism)
-The Roman Skeptic Church (This is the oldest church of atheism; they compiled the works of Plato, Epicurus and Neitzche)
thanks logicboy, bookmarked to my library.
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by tpia5: 3:19pm On Jul 11, 2013
mantraa: Atheism is not a religion, it's a personal relationship with reality.

ok
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jul 11, 2013
mantraa: Atheism is not a religion, it's a personal relationship with reality.
what about the denominations?
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by turnstoner(m): 11:11pm On Jul 11, 2013
Segeggs: what about the denominations?

What about it?

Is this your own definition of a religion?

...anything that has denominations, classifications or types is a religion?

Really?
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by Nobody: 3:39am On Jul 12, 2013
Lol atheism is a form of religion tongue
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by turnstoner(m): 7:36am On Jul 12, 2013
^^^
Your wish?
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by Areaboy2(m): 8:14am On Jul 12, 2013
Segeggs: @Logicboy

then agree that atheism is a religion.

cant believe you actually fell for that... grin grin

oh wait, I can.. you're religious undecided
Re: Atheism Has Denominations by ooman(m): 11:30am On Jul 12, 2013
Logicboy03:
Dont you know?

We have;

-Darwinist protestants (this sect doesnt agree with evolution)
-Dawkinsian fellowship (this sect is headed by daddy G.O. Richard Dawkins who found the golden tablets of evolution)
-Black evangelical atheist church of spaghetti (these are blacks who preach anti-white Jesus doctrine)
-United church of the Spaghetti monster (these are the troll congregation who have some anti-xtian dogma)
-Church of scientism (these are mostly made up of physicist and non-biological scientists)
-Religious humanist fellowship (these are people who preach the doctrine of harmony for all religions, even atheism)
-Congregation of freethinkers (these are actually freemasons who just took a less "illuminati-like" name)
-Church of Atheistic satanists (these are satanists that just want to feel among the intelligent atheists)
-Latter saints of LGBT (Also known as GAYtheists)
-The church of secularism (these are the guys that deal with political atheism)
-The Roman Skeptic Church (This is the oldest church of atheism; they compiled the works of Plato, Epicurus and Neitzche)

Hey LB, why dont you include Church of the Flying Pig? This blasphemy shall not be overlooked.

Edit your post now or the Flying Pig shall strike when you least expect it, he hasn't struck because he is love. Do not tempt him....Final warning.

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