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Jonathan Mr President by tonididdy(m): 3:05pm On Jun 01, 2013 |
A pLane waz ab0ut 2 crash and there were onLy 4 parachutes meanwhiLe there were 5 passenqers. The first pers0n waz Messi and he said: ''Yh0u kn0w I'm the best footbalLer, I cant die n0w." He took one parachute and left. The sec0nd, who was Aliko Dangote said: "Yh0u kn0w I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm 2 young to die." So he took the sec0nd parachute and left. Prezident Jonathan said: "Yh0u kn0w I'm the smartest Prezident in the w0rld so I cant die n0w." He took one and left. The passenqers left were Pope John Paul and a little schooL gurL. The Pope said 2 her: "Take the last one, I'lL sacrifice my life for yh0u". The little gurL repLied: "There are 2 parachutes left, Jonathan took my schooL bag." 1 Like |
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