1) A family that prays together, stays together
-Reminds me of a story I heard where armed robbers came while a family was praying just after dinner and they father and the uncle were shot dead after the robbery.
-Reminds me of the numerous pastors' daughters that get pregnant or become sluts then get disowned by their parents.

2) The fool has said in his heart, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, they have committed abominable [a]deeds; There is no one who does good.
-Bill Gates (does charity, fights malaria with millions of dollars). Seun Osewa. Mark Zuckerberg.

3) (insert historical christian country here) was founded on christian principles
-America was founded on christian principles; At the time of the founding fathers of the USA, there was slavery, women could not vote and racism against blacks- all supported by the bible of course.

4) Jesus is my husband/I am married to Jesus
-Jesus can be your lord and saviour but if you are married woman, please dont say this. Not all husbands appreciate this

5) Christianity is not a religion it is a way of life