During My school
Days I Observed
That:
(1)Since José
Mourinho got
sacked by Chelsea
in 2007.
Chelsea have won
7 trophies and
Arsenal have won
0."
(2)When you
scream God's name
during sex,
Iwonder if
you're trying to
remind Him to
punish u later."
(3)The day a Ghost
got involved in an
accidentwas the
day i stopped
watching
Nollywood."
(4)What's the
relationship
between Rain &
PHCN in
Nigeria? It seems
almost like an
automatic switch
thing..
(5)Someone walks
up to u drinking
Ice-Creamand tells
u to help him with
T-fare cos he's
Stranded..pls
shoot
Him!"
(6)He did the Exam
so well that He
Took the Answer
Scripts Home to
show His Room-
mates"
(7) That awkward
moment when you
type"Trophyless "
on Google and the
result
shows"Arsenal""
(Just put
currency sign in
front of your pin
and igbo
girls would add
you. $2737A4A7"
(9) sweat from
some girls' armpits
will turn blue litmus
paper red."
(10)If your
Girlfriend refuses
to accept the Bible
&
anointing oil or
Qu'ran as Vals gift,
free her, na
WITCH"
(11)They say love
is more important
than money. Pls
try paying a lagos
conductorur with a
hug?"
(12)In a Nigerian
Home...If your
friend forgetsto
greet
your parents,
that's the end of
that friendship.if
you
agree"
(13)Women are like
police, they might
have allthe
evidence in the
world but they still
want a
confession!"
(14)People That
Smoke Weed
Before Going
ToChurch.
You Wanna
Compete With The
Most High?"
(15)In a Naija
Home, ur parents
will call u frm ur
room
to pick up
something that is
sitting literally
2inches
away from them.
(16)If God's Plan
For You is BROWN
TEETH, Even IRON
SPONGE Cannot
Change It!"
(17)If 80k brazilian
hair couldn't get
you a good
husband, why not
use it to pay a
counselor to talk
good
sense into your
life"
(18) Ushers sef..
Dey won't allow
one sleep
comfortably
during service..
Thought the house
of God is also my
father's house?"
(19)The hot girl
next to me in class
just fell asleep.
Maybe I should fall
asleep too..so I can
tell my friends I
slept wit her?"
(20)WHITE KID:
"Shut Up Dad"!!; *
Dad shuts up*
DAD-
*Shut too* 9JA
KID: "Pale, Shut up
abeg" *wakes
up*....where am
i?....DOCTOR:
Oloshi..Igbobi
Hospital"
(21)A slap is a
manual override
mechanism used to
rectify a person
acting like a
fool.....no one is
above a
manual reset."
(22)Some Igbo
people with their
names tho, how
can
you be naming
identical
twins"Praise and
Worship"?"
(23)U opend Ur
legs & he bought U
BOLD 5, U opend 4
anoda guy & he
paid for Ur BIS. Pls
open 4 me too,
lemme buy U d
Charger."
(24)And So, I was
watching a yoruba
movie...and this
Guy shot himself in
the head
THRICE...Awon
Oloriburuku!!"
(25)Someone
Blocked His Dad on
facebook, the Dad
also Blocked Him
from entering the
House
(26)One rapper
just said "My blood
is so full, call me
'bloody
fool'".......Wh y lord?
(27) U can't recite a
Bible Passage! but
u can mention
68 Hotels & Clubs in
Lagos without
thinking? My Sista,
ur life is blinkin on
a low ba3!"
(28)Marrying a lady
whose cooking
skills can only be
compared to Victor
IKPEBA's English
issuicide."
(29)All women
MUST get married!
No man should go
unpunished!"
(30)Its only a
Yoruba Father that
Prices SchoolFees!"
(31) You try to call
your GF from a
public call centre on
her street, and Her
number appearsas
'Sweet Heart'