These are quotes by some
highly placed individuals in
government in the past and at
present. Which of these
deserves the highest national
award of OYON-(OYANA OF THE ORDER OF THE NAIJA)...lol
Read below: (1) "we want to thank the
president for bringing
facebook to
Nigeria" ...Information Minister
Labaran Maku. ... (2) "you press men, you
always say there are no
minerals in kano. We have
Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and
the newly invented
Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo. (3) "Foreign investors should
ignore Boko Haram and invest
in Nigeria"...GEJ (4) " I will water your school
and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh
Kalu (5) "Nigerians dont panic,
terrorist attack is
everywhere ..maybe is our
turn"...GEJ (6) "I will rather kill myself
than commit sucide"..Dame
Jonathan (7) "I founded this school for
the masses and the school fees
is
850,000 naira"...Atiku
Abubakar Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I
believe
there is poverty in Nigeria." -
Umoru Dikko. (9) "Telephone is not meant for
the poor"..David Mark (10) "The worth of a child born
and breed in Nigeria cannot be
compared to that in the United
States" -Yakubu Gowon (11) "school is not meant for
the poor, only for the
rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim (12) "At 50, Britain is still
battling with King Arthur and
the knights of the round table
so Nigeria is not doing too
badly"..Diezeani Madueke. (13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot
conduct a free and fair election
in Nigeria"...Obasanjo (14)..."The corp members
where destined to die, nobody
can run away from
destiny"..Mallam isa Yaguda,
Gov Bauchi State. (15).."On behalf of 20 million
naira, I donate my family"..
Dame Jonathan. (16).."We, the PDP did not win
this election, I have gone to
church to confess, I gave them
money and they called the
result"...Chris Uba (17).."I want to commend the
doctors and nurses for
responding to
treatment"...Dame Jonathan (18)..."I can see camera people,
are they going to televise us
alive?"- Dame Jonathan.

Go and sleep..ur joke is stale! One is even on the front page