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| God Is Watchin' U... by Nobody: 12:04pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
I know of folks who're into these Acts [Xynerise, Reality101, Oahray, Idowuogbo] - God Is watching You Guys  You're eating bread and akara yet you're updating your status with "I love this Burger" - God is watching you. Your account balance reads N0.20 yet you're singing "She must chop my money" - God is watching you. [Oahray] You go buy pant for alaba-suru market (bend down select), yet you come write "I love my new Victoria Secret" - God is watching you. Your mom sells stock fish and your dad changes money, you turn around and say your parents are into stock exchange! - God is watching you. [Reality101] Your home is having a night vigil with some folks and you write down "Clubin Thinz" on your PM - God is watching you. 18 years old [Idowu] and you're dating a bros of 41 years and your PM says "Can't wait to see my baby" - Thunder fire your Left nyansh - Is that your baby or your daddy?  You and your friend are on separate okada and you tweeted "Convoy Thinz" - God is watching you. Your mother and your sister have pot belly and you insist your girlfriend has a flat tummy - God is watching you. You update your BBM status with "I love ONLY you boo" and 45 girls/boys message your privately with "Thanks luv" - God is watching you. You're 34 [Xynerise] and you're still playing for the Nigeria's Under 21 football team - God is watching you. You know the baby belongs to that youth corper at your office, but you told your husband "Honey, I'm pregnant" - God is watching you. You travel go India, come back Naija dey speak British accent - God is watching you. Add Yours... |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by xynerise: 12:08pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
Idiot You wey dey work for cyber cafe dey claim say u get your own laptop. God is watching you |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by bingbagbo(m): 12:23pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
u be securitty man dey claim "soldier".....Allah dey peep u |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
xynerise: Idiot Oboi, U go fear Lifetime experience |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by Nobody: 12:25pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: Atleast the two wear Boots |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by lakesider2006(m): 1:38pm On Jun 08, 2013 |
No be only boot alone they also wear cap lol |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jun 08, 2013 |
lakesider_2006: No be only boot alone they also wear cap lol  |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by segsxpendable(m): 7:17pm On Jun 08, 2013 |
Breakfast U soak garri. Lunch U chew garri & groundnut. Dinner U eat eba. Yet U dey sing KC's "Lemme be Ur maga" ...Na Death U dey sing for? 1 Like |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by ebamma(m): 9:24pm On Jun 08, 2013 |
u be gateman for Banana island come dey claim say u own house for their #God is watching u(yuzedo) 1 Like |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by bankei: 6:48am On Jun 09, 2013 |
U det sell ground nut and palm oil n u kon dey tell babe say u dey work for oil company, God is watching you. 2 Likes |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by Nobody: 11:43am On Jun 09, 2013 |
LMAO! Kip 'em flocking Guys |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by Shugamania(f): 12:07pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
ebamma: u be gateman for Banana island come dey claim say u own house for their #God is watching u(yuzedo) He'll soon be here |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by Nobody: 12:13pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
Shugamania: Lol - I envisage a mini gulf war |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
lol.. the idea of God watching reality101 for some reason I find it hilarious only God knows what goes on in his head |
| Re: God Is Watchin' U... by Nobody: 12:29pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
*Kails*: The Kid Is an ambitious douchebag |
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