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God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:05am On Oct 04, 2013 |
This is what I have learnt through my journey. he makes empty threats and promises but is actually powerless concerning humans. Especially those who don't give a flying Bleep about him. I have given him the finger time without number. he just rages and sends his coward followers to threaten me. And that's where it all ends as they ususally run away when I decide to confront them. Stop being afraid of the non-entity. he is as powerless as a non-smelly fart. 2 Likes |
Re: God Is Powerless by Anuoluwap(m): 8:13am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Mumus be like the OP. Pathetic! |
Re: God Is Powerless by Ajibam: 8:24am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Anuoluwap: Mumus be like the OP. Pathetic!y would you allow Satan tempt you?? you can post without those insult.. may God forgive you.amen @op, he didn't react to your mocking and blasphemies because his mercy his abundant,,he has compassion over your soul, you are like Paul, he Didnt kill Paul for persecuting him cos God has a work for him,so as you...you are a cherem (God's own ).. he can't destroy you yet!!! 7 Likes |
Re: God Is Powerless by Omexonomy: 8:26am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Anuoluwap: Mumus be like the OP. Pathetic!the op has been opening much tread about God more than those who worship God. And this shows that God is calling him to repentance. |
Re: God Is Powerless by Chubhie: 8:28am On Oct 04, 2013 |
I have also learn t that your father the devil whom you work for is everything and more you just wrote down.God loves you and wishes for you to return to your first love. |
Re: God Is Powerless by coupleprophets: 8:39pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
@alfa you will know that God exists now as your suffering begins. You have been warned several times but now you will start suffering on earth. |
Re: God Is Powerless by psalmdave(m): 1:13pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
y not post this in religion section |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:34pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
psalmdave: y not post this in religion section Tell the mod to move it there. Thanks. |
Re: God Is Powerless by ARareGem(f): 7:01pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Wrong section for this trash. 1 Like |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:22pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
Satan power, SUPERPOWER Yahweh power, powerless power. |
Re: God Is Powerless by olukayoday(m): 2:37pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
I DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND ANYTIN...EVRYTIN WRITTEN JUST TRASH......EVEN D TITLE IZ NONSENSE.....HW CAN U START UR STORY WITH GOD IZ POWERLESS..... |
Re: God Is Powerless by Nobody: 7:33am On Oct 20, 2013 |
Then who do satan take advice from |
Re: God Is Powerless by macof(m): 7:39am On Oct 20, 2013 |
p.guyokec:Christian gay |
Re: God Is Powerless by Nobody: 7:43am On Oct 20, 2013 |
macof: continue scrolling scroll more scroll down down give up . stupid guy so you support someone abridging God Otondo..... scroll fool.... . 1 Like |
Re: God Is Powerless by Nobody: 7:48am On Oct 20, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: This is what I have learnt through my journey. Your are just making noise like a dog who haven't eaten bone since afternoon |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:34am On Oct 20, 2013 |
The only reason this was moved to the jokes section is that the moderators understood that god is a joke. 1 Like |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:34am On Oct 20, 2013 |
p.guyokec: you forgot the capital G in doG. |
Re: God Is Powerless by josephvictor(m): 12:14pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
God will have is mercy upon u......but believe me God is powerful......this is not takin sense |
Re: God Is Powerless by justicesky24(m): 2:32pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
May God have mercy on u |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:23pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
which kind god be this now? "mercy"? Is that what he is using to hide his powerlessness? Even me I had mercy on Obama, if not for my mercy, Obama will be running mad in chicago today. Useless god. |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:00pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
If god was powerful, would he allow me to emabarass him like this? |
Re: God Is Powerless by Nobody: 12:55pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
FOOL 1 Like |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:24pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Kamsy10: FOOL as well as powerless. come to Satan, the giver of knowledge. |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:26pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
god in his abundant mercy is allowing me to make fun of him. holy mumu comes to mind divine mugu needs a worshiper funny doG |
Re: God Is Powerless by Cabsso(m): 6:03pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:young devil u can do better. |
Re: God Is Powerless by Cabsso(m): 6:06pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: which kind god be this now?1minute silent for dis guy cos his as gud as a dead man. 1 Like |
Re: God Is Powerless by macof(m): 7:30pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Cabsso:Alfa wud have words for u |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:37pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Cabsso: don't worry. we will all die one day. |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:41pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
let's say you are the king of your village and you claim so many powers but one day the villagers captured your son and beat him mercilessly in front of you, hung him on a tree and put a nail crown on his head, all the while he is crying and calling out to you, the "powerful" king. But you just stand there and let them murder him. THEN YOU EXPECT ME TO CALL YOU POWERFUL THE NEXT DAY? You must be mad. Is your doG mad? |
Re: God Is Powerless by johnkayvii: 7:25pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
D death of christ is 2 show. You how merciful. God is.Wen u we're e born God gave u a choice 2 follow. Him or satan he won't force you but wen ur. Cup is fool. U go know who is who @d op |
Re: God Is Powerless by macof(m): 11:12am On Oct 23, 2013 |
john_kayvii: D death of christ is 2 show. You how merciful. God is.Wen u we're e born God gave u a choice 2 follow. Him or satan he won't force you but wen ur. Cup is fool. U go know who is who @d opBut who does satan take instructions from? |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:57pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
john_kayvii: D death of christ is 2 show. You how merciful. God is.Wen u we're e born God gave u a choice 2 follow. Him or satan he won't force you but wen ur. Cup is fool. U go know who is who @d op So he ordered the murder of his son so I can follow him? he think say I mumu or what? |
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