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Who Owns The Man? by ayo111uk(m): 4:20pm On Jun 08, 2013 |
Who really owns a man? His mother or wife? ARGUMENT: Mother: My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast 4 1yr Wife: He sucked mine, sucks mine and will continue to suck mine (past, present and continuous tense mama) Mother: I carried him for nine months. Wife: He was only 3.5kg when u carried him. so whats d big deal? I carry him every night and he is now 85Kg compared to when he was only 3.5Kg Mother: He passed between my legs. Wife: Hahahaha, He only passed there once, he passed, passes and will continue to pass mine till death do us part.. WHO OWNS THE MAN? |
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