Tutorial: HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR IMAGE.

To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarasment o!

Just folow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star
in dis profession.

1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction, if na closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact.

2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction.
...
3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why.

4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then.

5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall
dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47.

6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.

7. Elevate d right yansh.

8. Release small (sound
check)

9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady.

10. Allow time 4 proper
circulation.

NOTE:

1. Make sure say no be u be d first person 2 complain.

2. Wen pple begin dey shout "chineke! E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin,"
simply ask "why person no fit respect d presence of odas
na?"

3. No hala pass odas if not u go become suspect.

4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise!
=))

* AdvIcE No Be CursE! ;DTutorial: HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR IMAGE.

To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarasment o!

Just folow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star
in dis profession.

1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction, if na closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact.

2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction.
...
3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why.

4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then.

5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall
dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47.

6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.

7. Elevate d right yansh.

8. Release small (sound
check)

9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady.

10. Allow time 4 proper
circulation.

NOTE:

1. Make sure say no be u be d first person 2 complain.

2. Wen pple begin dey shout "chineke! E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin,"
simply ask "why person no fit respect d presence of odas
na?"

3. No hala pass odas if not u go become suspect.

4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise!
=))

* AdvIcE No Be CursE! cheers!!

DONkollione:

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dani1luv:
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dani1luv: Tutorial: HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR IMAGE.

To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarasment o!

Just folow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star
in dis profession.

1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction, if na closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact.

2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction.
...
3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why.

4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then.

5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall
dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47.

6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.

7. Elevate d right yansh.

8. Release small (sound
check)

9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady.

10. Allow time 4 proper
circulation.

NOTE:

1. Make sure say no be u be d first person 2 complain.

2. Wen pple begin dey shout "chineke! E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin,"
simply ask "why person no fit respect d presence of odas
na?"

3. No hala pass odas if not u go become suspect.

4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise!
=))

* AdvIcE No Be CursE! ;DTutorial: HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR IMAGE.

To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarasment o!

Just folow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star
in dis profession.

1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction, if na closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact.

2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction.
...
3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why.

4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then.

5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall
dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47.

6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.

7. Elevate d right yansh.

8. Release small (sound
check)

9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady.

10. Allow time 4 proper
circulation.

NOTE:

1. Make sure say no be u be d first person 2 complain.

2. Wen pple begin dey shout "chineke! E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin,"
simply ask "why person no fit respect d presence of odas
na?"

3. No hala pass odas if not u go become suspect.

4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise!
=))

* AdvIcE No Be CursE! cheers!!

eheeen . . . okaaay . . . i see !

so na wetin u dey do 4 dat office wey seun keep una ehhn ? u this wicked man

no wonder ben10 been run quick quick apply for transfer go mars where no kind of 'GAS' dey available to disturb him poor nose

young man change ya devilish and dirty ways o !

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What the deuce is your name? FART MASTER?

LOL

Dani's experience is d best teacher

Ajibel: Dani's experience is d best teacher

so u fit laff for persin joke?

Lol

9ice one

Too funny

*_Faints[i][/i]* lol

nice one dani take these pictures. . . .

Chia u wnt kill me

DONkollione:

so u fit laff for persin joke?

were u seeing me laffter at the joke

Very creative. Lol

I laff sotey water dey commot for my eyes as I dey weewee for body. Guy u are too gbaski. Fart master thumbs up.

Good point

MESSER

Welldone 'M' Professor

Oga dani,na messology u study 4 skul?